Twink Tank: Caption These Twinks

There seems to be a general aversion towards over-the-top theatrics in gay porn. As you know, we love a good LOLWAB moment every now and then, especially when it involves cheesy facial expressions or a guy named “Beau Flexxx“. Or perhaps this photo set from Twinks.com‘s scene between Seth Jenkins, Jordan Ions and Patrick O’Riley?

A few of these shots are the epitome of “laughing out loud with a boner”. We’d like to call your attention to picture number six, in which three boys with perfectly functional dicks line up and stick sex toys up their butts. Then there’s the holy grail of gay porn hilarity, otherwise known as picture number nine.

Just for fun, we’ve numbered the images from this shoot, and we’re inviting you to provide your own captions. Leave a comment with your wittiest musings, and be sure to indicate which picture you’re referring to! Or you could just masturbate to the scene’s trailer.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Twinks

To check out Seth, Jordan and Patrick in action, follow the JUMP: