Trailer Trash: Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

Run, Tommy, Run! Yeah, they’re still making these. The trailer for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol dropped last week. Tom Cruise is still Ethan Hunt leading an ever-changing band of snarky spies in this, the fourth installment of the MI series. Remember how the first one made no sense? And the second one was a boring piece of shit? The third one was ok, probably because it was sort of Alias smashed into Grey’s Anatomy. This one is the live-action directorial debut of Pixar genius Brad Bird. So it might actually be rad.

In this one, someone blew up the Kremlin and the IMF team has to go rogue (again). Do any of these secret agent types ever get to stay in good standing with their bosses? Everyone’s always having to go off on their own and become hunted by the very organization that created them! Word is hot bitch Jeremy Renner is taking over for Tom after this one. Are Ethan Hunt’s flowing locks going to exit this plane of existence? I hope so. Watching him have no chemistry with women gets tiring.

– J. Harvey

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255 thoughts on “Trailer Trash: Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

  1. When did the MI franchise become some sort of pseudo-Bond thing? Seems to have strayed too far from the original idea, may as well call him Jimmy Bond.

  2. In the words of “In Living Color’s” men on film: HATED IT! Seriously, saw the preview yesterday, and all I could ask was “Why?!”

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