Top Or Bottom: Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy

Do you think Chick-fil-A head Dan Cathy takes it in the seat or gives it? If he bends over, it’s an insult to bottoms and men who let their women peg them everywhere. Fuck, I’m going to have to transition over to top to avoid being lumped in the same class with this twat if he does. Argh, becoming a top? That sucks – they shoulder all of the work!

And if he’s a top….I don’t know. The ass looks like it might have spread cause of some serious hammering.

It was a week of bigotry (this douche, The Boy Scouts of America) and nightmarish violence (I don’t have to go into it but it was definitely a cause for drinking). Let’s blow off some steam by ridiculing this motherfucker.

It’s always been my personal belief that the creepy assholes crowing the most loudly about how the LGBT community is rending apart the fabric of the nation are the ones who are PROBABLY the guy putting his hand on your knee in the movie theater. If that’s what Mr. Cathy does, I hope he gets a fistful of Fred Willard’s spew.

Going by my theory, the fast food fuckward probably has a very deep closet. When he does pick up a hustler or dons dark glasses and a very pulled-down ball cap to try to tag ass at the gay bar, what position do you think he ends up in?

Oh, this was the bile he spewed this week in case you need a reminder. There’s a fast food chain in our great country that is expressly against equal rights for all. That’s charming.

“I think we are inviting God’s judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at Him and say, ‘We know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage,'” Cathy said. “I pray God’s mercy on our generation that has such a prideful, arrogant attitude to think that we have the audacity to define what marriage is about.”

Cathy explains that the company that his father created and the one that he now runs is possible because of family and the support that families offer.
“We are very much supportive of the family — the biblical definition of the family unit. We are a family-owned business, a family-led business, and we are married to our first wives. We give God thanks for that … We want to do anything we possibly can to strengthen families. We are very much committed to that,” Cathy said.

STFU, Dan Cathy. I’m not bothering to have you vote cuz’ FUCK HIM! He doesn’t earn a “Top or Bottom” poll!

– J. Harvey