Now, usually I don’t do this, but uhhh… Can we please talk about this ad for Haze Him? There is a hamster. There is a tube shoved up some slutty twink’s ass. You do the math.
I’m not sure whether to be disgusted or turned on! Wait, that’s a lie—I’m definitely disgusted. My assumption is that the site didn’t actually go through with this? Please tell me they didn’t go through with this. My soul would die a little, otherwise.
UPDATE: Here is a GIF of the main event. Apparently, the scene ends like this.
– Dewitt
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Ya know, I’m into kinky shit as much as the next guy (minus actual shit) but there’s no need to torture the poor hamster or gerbil! Sad face.
I sure hope not. Cause if so…. I’m calling PETA
Fuck! The preview video on the site had the coke and mentos thing going on in his ass. I can’t see this as being safe for his inners at all.
it doesn’t look like it’s lined up properly so i doubt it’s legit. thank goodness
your right, it looks off to the right a bit.
there is a disclaimer at the end of the free preview saying no animals were harmed or used in a sexual way.
you’d need a soul first, Dewitt
Touché!
LEMMIWINKS, NO!!
It’s a play on a South Park bit guys…
that’s disgusting!
…hand me that crisco and stick your fist in my puppet hole now…
Talk about “pet shop boys”…
A braaaave adventure is waiting for you ahead..
Danger !!! Will Robinson Danger !!!
Please, the hamster in the ass thing has been a gay urban legend long before South Park came along. Where do you think they got they idea.
traumatized.
@Malandro: Lolololol.
Yeah, this is gross, but so is everything else this site does. Are you really that surprised?
Anyone who has ever owned a hamster knows that the result would be a bloody asshole. Luckily the hamster would not go in, because that result would be a perforated rectum.
OH-MY-GOD… O_O
I am in this scene and the hamster never even went in the tube. It was supposed to just be suggestive guys. No hamster (or twink) was harmed.
Thank you for the clarification, Nick. I will now be able to sleep at night.
You faggots are very very sick people!!!