The Ten: Matthieu Charneau’s Impressive Debut

Who’s the sexiest man of the moment? Though the title went to male model Chris R for two weeks in a row, he’s been knocked hard from the throne by French cutie Matthieu Charneau. Meanwhile, well-hung porn star Patrick O’Brien spends his final round on our countdown in second place, as we prepare to retire him from the charts.

The bad news? Had it been one week later, Paddy’s retirement could have made room for Shay Michaels and Seth Kuhlmann! Both men just missed the mark in our polls, so we had to send them packing along with fellow rejects Jeff Tomsik, Pete Stellato and Darrell Walden. Let it be known–this makes us very sad.

So how does this game work? I’m glad that you asked! Each week, we’ll feature ten extremely sexy men to choose from. You can vote for up to two of these studs, and only the five with the greatest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of hotties selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Tuesday to pick your two favorite guys, so hop to it and make your vote count!

– Dewitt

To view this week’s rankings and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

1. MATTHIEU CHARNEAU (LW – 10, W2): Yes, the guy with the weird mustache and Tom of Finland swagger has stolen the top spot on our countdown. But would you vote for him if we posted one of the fully mustachioed shots from his portfolio? We like him so damn much, we’ve opted to not test that theory…

2. PATRICK O’BRIEN (LW – 2, W10, RETIRED): Enjoy the view as he walks away, because you won’t be seeing Patrick O’Brien on these charts for quite some time! While dear ol’ Paddy spent half of his ten-week run in the top spot, he bids farewell to us as this week’s runner up. We’ll miss him so much! But mostly? We’ll just miss that thick, mouthwatering cock.

3. LANCE PARKER (LW – 4, W5): Speaking of mouthwatering cocks, that’s what we’d like to imagine lurking in Lance Parker’s tiny briefs. The soccer player moves forward one spot from fourth place, hopping over last week’s champion Chris R in the process.

4. CHRIS R (LW – 1, W4): Never underestimate the power of a good bulge. We have a sneaking suspicion that Chris R didn’t perform as well due to our picture selection. Apparently, it’s not enough to have bulging biceps and washboard abs. You also need to have a visible peen line, eh?

5. GIANLUIGI (LW – 10, W2): Or you could just whip it out! That strategy worked especially well for Men At Play‘s new model Gianluigi. With a little help from all eight inches of his uncut equipment, he managed to slip into the top five past fierce competitors like Shay Michaels and Seth Kuhlmann.

6. LEIGHTON STULTZ (DEBUT): When a dick looks this big without a full erection, it really doesn’t matter whether he’s a shower or a grower. Frankly, Leighton Stultz is so frickin’ hot that we don’t even care about his cock size… ::breaks out laughing:: Okay, so it really wasn’t possible to lie about that, was it?

7. PEYMAN DAVIAN (DEBUT): One thing we didn’t address in Peyman Davian’s original post? His bushy eyebrows. Perhaps it’s because we live in a society of manscaping and over-plucking, but there’s something really sexy about those fucking eyebrows. Not to mention, his ridiculously hot body…

8. VALENTINO (DEBUT): From Ben Cohen to Craig Burden, men with beefier builds have a history of performing well on this countdown. Of those men, Valentino is the first of their sort to show us the whole kit and caboodle. Does this mean he’ll surprise us all by shooting to the number one spot? Or does the fact that he’s not a semi-famous rugby player hurt his chances?

9. DIEGO (DEBUT): Handsome face? Check. Big dick? Double check. Light dusting of fur on his legs and torso? You better believe it! This naked lad from Argentina comes equipped with all of the factors that made this week’s retiree Patrick O’Brien so damn lovable. But will that be enough to keep him in the mix? Stay tuned in to find out!

10. ROBERT GONZALEZ (RETURN): Raise your hand if you think Robert Gonzalez was unfairly ousted the last time he appeared on The Ten! Now, drop your hands and start clicking to vote, because we can’t let it happen to him again! Do you see that body? This man deserves to be on the countdown.