The Ten: Lance Parker Goes Out With A Bang

Say it ain’t so! Just a week after soccer player Lance Parker snagged the title of “Sexiest Man of The Moment” on The Ten, we’re put in the unfortunate position where we have to retire him from the countdown. This leaves the playing field completely open for a brand new champion. Will male model Will Grant make a comeback and reclaim the throne? Will Evan Wadle finally have his moment of glory? Or will fuzzy second-week competitor Almog Gabay fill the void left by past winner Fabrício Ternes?

While you’re busy contemplating these oh-so-important questions, we’ll be over here waving goodbye (with our dicks) to Woody Fox, Tommy, Dylan Carden and Geoffrey Paine. Unlike Almog, these four couldn’t break into the top five, so we had to send them packing with a goody bag and a firm smack on the ass…

For those of you who are just joining us, here’s how the game works! Each week, we’ll feature ten men to choose from. You can vote for as many contestants as you’d like, and only the five with the highest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of attractive fellows selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Wednesday to pick your favorite contestants, so hop to it and make your vote count!

– Dewitt

See pics of all ten contestants and cast your vote below:

In the grand tradition of ten words or less…

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Lance Parker

1. LANCE PARKER (LW – 1, W10, RETIRED): Lance Parker keeps it classy and goes out in style.

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Almog Gabay

2. ALMOG GABAY (LW – 6, W2): Is this hairy gentleman your new champion? Wait and see!

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Evan Wadle

3. EVAN WADLE (LW – 3, W8): Two weeks left! Maybe he can finally hit number one.

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Will-Grant

4. WILL GRANT (LW – 2, W4): The former champion takes a big hit, falls two spots.

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kellan-lutz-shirtless

5. KELLAN LUTZ (LW – 5, W3): Is he here for looks, fame or both? Who knows?

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6-Vito-Gallo

6. VITO GALLO (DEBUT): He’s been known to make men blow their loads twice.

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7-Joshua-Michael-Brickman

7. JOSHUA MICHAEL BRICKMAN (DEBUT): Too pretty or just pretty enough? You be the judge.

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TYLER BENSON

8. TYLER BENSON (DEBUT): Pretty eyes, cleft chin and a big ol’ swingin’ dick.

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9-Terrance-The-Ten

9. TERRANCE (DEBUT): Over six feet tall with a monstrously thick cock. YUM.

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10-Xavier-Chaos-Men

10. XAVIER (DEBUT): Don’t be so damn modest, Xavier! We’ve already seen it.

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51 thoughts on “The Ten: Lance Parker Goes Out With A Bang

  1. I would put Xavier on top of the pile if it wasn’t for the bloody tattoos !
    Looks, body, smile he has it all but why ruin the perfect canvas with graffiti ?

  2. Kellan Lutz is the hottest dude here and it isn’t even close (and I’m not into straight guys). Glad to see some color on the list, but there’s way hotter non-white guys out there — a couple were featured on this blog earlier in the week.

    Also, to guys constantly whining about tatts: get over it already! I don’t typically care for blondes, I don’t have to b—h and moan about it every time I see a blonde dude.

  3. Why ruin a mind with stupid intolerance? I wish we had some demographics on the tattoo haters. I wonder whether they are all Republicans.

  4. No, I’m a radical liberal — practically a socialist — and I loathe tattoos. I think they ruin the natural beauty of the body.

  5. Do you also think lifting weights ruins the natural beauty of the body? How about brushing teeth? Clipping fingernails and cutting hair?

  6. Loving that you had Lance keep it classy and go out in style. Why do I feel like he would be the kind of guy to do that in real life? I’ll miss you, handsome! But thank god Manhunt archives their posts about you!

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