The Only Reason To Watch “Glee” Anymore: Darren Criss Takes A Shower

Why are we writing about Glee when it’s so clearly over, and everyone just wants American Horror Story to come back (and hopefully kill the cast of Glee)? Because they put Darren Criss in a workout/shower montage last night. Darren is the only thing that keeps me slightly interested in what’s happening in Lima. He’s adorbs, and they also cast Matt Bomer as his sexy brother last night. Unfortunately, they didn’t reveal that Darren and Matt’s characters have been practicing incest. What? It wouldn’t be real, it would be television! It’s not like they could possibly make any babies.

– J. Harvey

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16 thoughts on “The Only Reason To Watch “Glee” Anymore: Darren Criss Takes A Shower

  1. Yeah, they had me at the Duran Duran mash-up.  Of course, I was a little disappointed we didn’t get a good Criss chest shot.  (And, really, Bomer couldn’t have been working out at his own gym at the same time?  Move that duet into the locker room . . . .)  Must admit, though, I like the potential of the Quinn story-line.  Let’s hope R.M. doesn’t fuck up the second season of Horror Story.

  2. Hopefully they have something up their sleeve since Fox just gave them another season renewal …

  3. He appears to have shaved his chest, how disappointing. Gave up on Glee a while go, this is not enough to entice me back.

  4. I know everyone has different tastes, but for the life of me I just don’t get the appeal of Darren Cris.

    Now Chris Colfer, on the other hand… damn that boy is awesome.  Not a fan of Kurt as a character, but the guy playing him… yes please!

  5. This is a good performance, but I agree, this won’t bring me back to Glee. I’ll just watch Darren in something else.

  6. As soon as Quinn showed up alive and in a wheelchair, my husband said “That’s it!  I fucking give up on this show!”

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