Gay Times is the best magazine in the universe, ’cause they have this habit of getting really hot celebrities to pose naked. You might remember seeing Emmett J. Scanlan, Sacha Harding or Rodrigo Lopes flashing some skin on Manhunt Daily. You have Gay Times to thank for those pictures. They’re truly saints over there. Saints of man-flesh!
I’m opening this post with a picture of Austin Armacost from The A-List: New York, since he’s probably the most recognizable “star” for folks on this side of the pond. Also, he looks frickin’ great! Perhaps I’m alone in thinking this, considering J. Harvey‘s reaction to the image above was as follows: “His body reminds me of a hot dog from the night before still floating in the dirty water pot on the stove the next morning”.
Ouch! That is way harsh, J. Harvey! The man is taking his clothes off to benefit the Elton John AIDS Foundation, and you’re gonna diss him like that? Oh well! I guess it was only a matter of time before I had to give up the Official Manhunt Daily Crown of Cuntiness…
But I digress! The second installment of Gay Times “Naked Issue” will be available on Wednesday, January 25th. Fellow celebs Freddie Hogan, Gareth Gates, Greg Lake, Lucien Laviscount and Mark Henderson are also featured between the pages.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Matt Sills & Thor Haley (for GT Magazine)
Click through to see some more preview images:
Cover boy Freddie Hogan of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
On posing naked: “That doesn’t bother me… you have to look at it at a professional level. Not even professional. It’s just my art. It’s what I like. To be honest that’s what I’m thriving to do forever.”
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Greg Lake of Geordie Shore
On his gay fans: “I think that everyone’s their own person; I don’t care about things like that. The more fans I’ve got the better. It doesn’t matter, I don’t care.”
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Lucien Laviscount of Celebrity Big Brother & Waterloo Road
On his gay fans: “I think all of it is good lust at the end of the day. And I think whether someone’s gay, someone’s 13 years old or 30 – whatever. As long as someone can appreciate me it’s a really nice feeling”
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Mark Henderson of Big Brother
On his small penis: “My knob’s really small but my balls are really big so it just makes the knob look even smaller… it doesn’t matter if you’ve got a small one. If you’re at a party and you’ve got those celebration chocolates and some big chocolates and you always pick the Celebrations. They’re not as big, they don’t last as long, but they’re always different.”
I can’t decide whether I think Austin is hot or not. He’s got a nice body…I think. And I dislike him for being the immature, drama-starting douchebag that he is…but that’s kind of why I love to hate him and want to hate fuck his media whore little ass all night long.
Now this Mark Henderson, on the other hand…YUM! I couldn’t care less about the size of his knob. I would be too busy kissing and licking the rest of his beautiful body.
Oooookay, where’s the celebrities?
I should note that Austin still has a better body on him than I’ll ever have. Hence my catty cunt comment.
I feel your pain Baby J. But it will be ok. There is still the chance that a fiery bird from space will choose you as its host or a green ring will fall from the sky. I mean look at the odds. For some reason Santorum’s still in the race LOL
Lucien Laviscount & Freddie Hogan, wow!
Why are we even celebrating any of the A-List cast members? Hopefully they’ll soon be in that trash pile with all of the Spencer and Heidi reality characters. One of the Dallas cast members was at a bar here in Oklahoma City not too long ago acting like he was the second coming of Brad Pitt. It was funny to see people just snickering behind his back at his misguided arrogance. May they all vanish soon.
I’m not sure that I really consider “reality show contestants” as celebrities…but then I guess if I were one I’d probably change that tune quickly. Still, they are mostly just annoying because they keep showing up everywhere. It’s like a Kardashian plague upon us. They just keep multiplying.
I love Austin!
You can buy this issue from most good stores,or take out a print or digitsl susbcription see http://www.gaytimes.co.uk for more information.
oh good another “naked issue” where the issue is the guys are naked – there is always a hand or sheet or leg covering the guys dick, if it’s a naked issue and I’m spending cash on it, I want to see his DICK!!!
so I think I’ll pass and save my money.
I wanna fuck them so bad and have kunky shit with them
And I’m a guy