The Locker Room: Scott Higginbotham

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You may have heard that I recently tied the knot. Forget what you heard. I can’t have Australian rugger Scott Higginbotham hearing ANYTHING about that. On the SLIGHT chance that he’s gay, and on the slight chance that he visits Boston…well, all systems need to be go. My husband will understand. I’ll just show him this post full of Higginbotham (HigginBOTTOM?) and he will totally allow me to play fast and loose with my wedding vows. It’s like that story that became a Robbie Williams song. Director Guy Ritchie was happily involved with a lady, but then he met Madonna at a party. When asked by his girlfriend why he was leaving her, he replied “I love you, baby. But she’s Madonna.” “I love you, husbear. But he’s Scotty Higginbotham. And it’s only for a night!”

– J. Harvey

More pics of gingerbeef Higginbotham after the BREAK:

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