The Locker Room: Rejoice, It’s ESPN Magazine’s “Body Issue” 2013!

ESPN Magazine’s annual “Body Issue” is the gay community’s version of Sports Illustrated’s “Swimsuit Issue”. Once a year we get to see RIPPED athletes almost buck naked. Pro athletes don’t normally walk around bareass, so this is a nice treat for fans of the male physique. There’s no one in this year’s issue comparable to Steve Holcomb from two years ago (you think I’m kidding but I’m not), but there’s a couple that come close. We’ve written about San Francisco 49ers QB Colin Kaepernick before, and these new shots of him are POW ZING WOW. New York Mets pitcher Matt Harvey carries on the tradition of sexy fuckers named Harvey (*ahem*). I want to wrap my fingers in Denver Nuggets forward Kenneth Faried’s dreads and use them as reins when I fuck him soundly in his sculpted ass. I’d totally slurp on Gary Player’s old balls. Don’t judge!

If you like big round muscle asses, check out all the pics below. There’s also a “Making Of” vid you can watch. Who’s your favorite athlete featured this year?

p.s. They really should have an extra-special gallery of cock slips. There’s gotta be some cock slips happening during these shoots.

Photo credit: ESPN Magazine

 

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Baseball player Matt Harvey (Pitcher, New York Mets)

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Tennis player John Isner (No. 21 in ATP rankings)

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Football player Vernon Davis (Tight end, San Francisco 49ers)

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Hockey player Joffrey Lupul (Left winger, Toronto Maple Leaps)

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Basketball player Kenneth Faried (Forward, Denver Nuggets)

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Baseball player Giancarlo Stanton (Outfielder, Miami Marlins)

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Rock Climber Chris Sharma 

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Baseball player Colin Kaepernick (San Francisco 49ers, Quarterback)

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Basketball player John Wall (Guard, Washington Wizards)

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And before someone who already saw the pics online waxes cunty, here’s the old dude.

Golfer Gary Player (PGA Tour Lifetime Achievement Award winner) 

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Hey, he’s got a nice bod for age 77.

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14 thoughts on “The Locker Room: Rejoice, It’s ESPN Magazine’s “Body Issue” 2013!

  1. You go Gary Player…rock with your cock out!
    BTW, it Toronto Maple Leafs, not Leaps

  2. While ther is only one pic…Chris Sharma’s shot is pretty epic. I mean…
    Also…Colin Kaepernick (yumm) but…are there quarterbacks in baseball now? I don’t know sports but…that might be an error.

  3. Not bad, they should include a “guess the athlete” at the end of the calendar with a collection of lost butt holes that need to find their respective owners back.

  4. Yeah, Colin Kaepernick is not a baseball player, he’s obviously holding a football ball.

  5. Baseball player Colin Kaepernick (San Francisco 49ers, Quarterback)

    really??… copy and paste error maybe?

  6. Baseball player Colin Kaepernick (San Francisco 49ers, Quarterback)

    really??… copy and paste error maybe?

  7. Not in a sexual way, but I’d prefer pictures of older men, just a wide spectrum of fit and healthy and body types

  8. Kaepernick was actually drafted to the Cubs in 2009 and choose to keep playing college football instead, so listing him as a baseball player isn’t exactly inaccurate.

  9. Kaepernick is beautiful , seems like a really nice guy, and when he smiles I go weak in the knees!

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