The Locker Room: Johnny Football

Johnny Manziel (aka “Johnny Football”, his nickname since high school in Texas) is the first freshman to win the Heisman Trophy. He’s 20, and your typical frat boy who blew up as a college athlete and is now an over-his-head douche. One of those shirtless pics below is his mugshot, and he’s currently accused of selling his autograph during the off-season. But he’s a cute douche. He’s still got his teenage acne but I would, and not just because I’m a horny gay porn blogger. He’s got a homely-cute face and your requisite QB figure. I’d even pop a zit or two for him. Hey, you make sacrifices to fuck a Heisman Trophy winner with an excellent body.

In some of these pics, he’s making the face he would make when taking a big dick.  I have nothing more to add to that. I just thought I would point it out.

Check out more pics of Johnny Football below.

– J. Harvey

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