You won’t care about this if you’re not into piss.
Or maybe you will!

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I don’t know what I can say to set this up for you. It’s only six seconds long and I don’t even know if there’s a longer version out there somewhere. But this kid is totally my hero. That’s all there is to it.

There are times when, if I’m standing at a urinal and someone wanders up next to me at just the wrong time in the starting process (once I’m already going, I don’t care, I can pee in front of the President. It’s a whole thing), that I can’t piss in an actual bathroom, so the fact this this dude can pull this off next to what looks like either a low level sporting event, or a public park at night, is friggin miraculous. You’ll just have to watch:

 

 

I’ve looped this probably a hundred times since I found it and it’s still so amazing to me. If ANYBODY knows anything at all about this kid or what’s going on here, please, please please, tell me immediately! I want to congraulate him on clearly having the biggest balls in all the world.

 

Splashy.

 

– tyler