Another day, another hour spent watching headless dudes jerk off on the internet. Life! It’s weird.
But rather than boring you with an existential crisis, I thought I would direct your attention to the guy calling himself hornycapedcrusader on XTube. He doesn’t actually wear a cape, unfortunately, but he has been putting jerkoff videos up pretty regularly—sixteen in the past three weeks. We never get to see his head, which is dumb, but we do get to see him enthusiastically stroke his long, thick, uncut dick, over and over and over again. Which is a good thing! I’d rather watch this anonymous superhero than have to sit through Kick-Ass 2. Right?
Among the other things we get to see: a selection of exceedingly stretchy underwear; a dick being rubbed on a cummy glass shower door; and, most intriguingly, what happens when a man pisses in a red wine glass and then cums in the same wine glass and then swirls it around with his finger. I have never seen that before! Nor have I ever thought to want to. It’s not hot, exactly, but now I can pretend I at least learned something today.
I just wish he’d show his face. I mean, he might be a total toad, but even if he was only half a toad, I’d still be happy to volunteer my body the next time he wanted a surface to wipe his cummy dick on.
– Lawrence
Here are my two favorites, cum in green speedo and cum on shower door:
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I think I know that guy, he was a beautiful black guy, on a moonless night, at midnight in the dessert where there is no light pollution.
Man, I never wanted to be a shower door more than now!
I don’t normally get into jack off video’s only the fucking but I have to admit you picked out 2 hot one’s and enjoyed watching them both!
LMAO
Can he come wash my windows like that? Damn!
I agree. Jack off videos are usually dull but I had a few extra minutes and thought why not watch them. Glad I did. Dude is a busy man (especially in the first one) back and forth, on and off, over the top, out the leg…but it was worth it. The second one is the better one however. Props to the jacker.