The Amateur Hour: The Best Homemade Pics & Vids Of 2014

The time has come to countdown 2014’s top ten posts from The Amateur Hour, our ongoing series that ventures to Xtube, Tumblr and beyond to bring you real, horny men showing off what they’ve got. This year brought us everything from cum-starved cocksuckers to shockingly odd videos like this. We even gave you an opportunity to spread your cheeks and embrace your exhibitionist side with our first annual #LoveYourHole competition.

(See last year’s list here.)

Today’s winner Natural Guys raked in double the traffic of any other post on this list, so if you’ve had any doubts about letting your fur run wild down below, then you’ve got over 40,000 people shouting in your face to put that razor down and embrace your bush, cheeks and hole in their untamed state… Not that these numbers should stop you from doing what makes you happy! Express your sexiness in your own special way, and who knows? Maybe you’ll wind up on next year’s list.

– Dewitt

Take a look at the top amateur posts of 2014:

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10. POWER BOTTOM’S BICYCLE TRIP:

We wrote: “This one is a must see! You don’t have to watch the full video, and fuck, you don’t even have to be turned on by what you see. The truth is, this is just so out-of-the-ordinary that you need to witness it. This is beyond whipped cream enemas. This is beyond guys dressing up in rubber cat masks. This is beyond pretty much anything we’ve ever posted in The Amateur Hour series.”

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9. BEEFY BOTTOM’S BIG DICK ADVENTURE:

We wrote: “You’re about to watch a clip of a thickly-built muscle bear getting rammed up the ass in three different positions by a lean, smooth top with a rather large cock. This one’s about three minutes and forty seconds long, but here is a totally natural segue that isn’t forced at all—it comes from a website where you can download and save amateur clips that are, occasionally, over an hour of naked action… What is this magical website I’m referring to? It’s called Post Him.”

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8. TASTING HIS OWN LOAD:

We wrote: “This video is, um, something! TurtleXDove is a 26 year-old exhibitionist who can suck his own dick to completion, lick his own balls and snort mysterious powdery substances off his shaft. He’s got the whole hairy, alternative “what drugs are you on” weirdo vibe going for him, and some might even venture to refer to him as a ‘dirty hipster slut‘.”

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7. I WANT TO BURY MY NOSE IN THIS HOT DADDY’S PUBES:

We wrote: “The man who refers to himself as ‘C. Dick‘ hasn’t been on Tumblr for much longer than a week, and he’s already made a significant impact on my boner quota for 2014. He touches upon a decent portion of my greatest sexual weaknesses—a salt and pepper beard, a fantastically hairy torso and a mass of dark, wild pubes surrounding a decently large cock that definitely needs to be in my mouth.”

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6. HIS USERNAME SAYS HE SWALLOWS:

We wrote: “I doubt that XTube user MinnesotaSwallows actually swallows. Mostly because I doubt that he sucks dicks. Which is a shame, because I bet a lot of guys (me, for instance) would like to put their dicks in this young man’s mouth. I know that lusting after straight guys is supposed to be over—people are saying that, aren’t they?—but I don’t care. I like this guy.”

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5. DEEPTHROATING A HUNG DADDY:

We wrote: “I like lots of things about this guy, but here are my top five in no particular order: his tiny nipples, his bushy pubes, his variation on the shaved sides/longer top gay haircut craze, his butch-looking face, and the fact that he really, really, really seems to like getting his dick sucked. I also like that he’s clearly pretty short. Dominant short guys are underrated. And his cock is just swell, too. Okay, I guess that was seven things.”

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4. THE GREAT MANHUNT VS. DEWITT TUMBLR WAR:

We wrote: “For the past few years, I have been using naked men in a secret battle against my own company. My extremely NSFW Tumblr page—affectionately known as I’M DEWITT, MOTHERFUCKER—has gained over 6,500 followers within a span of 4-5 years. Meanwhile, the Manhunt Tumblr is on the verge of breaking 9,000 followers, and it’s driving me crazy, since it’s been around for far less time. So here’s the deal! We’re going to have a little friendly competition.”

EDITOR’S NOTE: At the risk of getting too self-promotional, I compromised to make this post number four on the list. A follow-up entitled “Are You Going To (Finally) See My Penis?” came in right ahead of this, while another post entitled “45 Reasons To Follow Manhunt On Tumblr” came in right behind it. Manhunt ultimately wound up winning this battle, but I wound up winning the war when I stopped being such an uptight prick and posted some pictures of my penis.

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3. TWO BOYFRIENDS ARE BETTER THAN ONE:

We wrote: “These guys were brought to my attention by one of my Twitter followers, and after browsing through their videography with my pants off, I’ve developed an unhealthy obsession with the younger guy referred to as “Wolfy”. You’ll understand why when you watch him in action. Whether he’s topping or bottoming, you won’t be able to keep your eyes off him.”

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2. TWO HUGE COCKS (AND TWO HUGE LOADS) FOR A HUNGRY CUM SLUT:

We wrote: “This lucky fucker’s basically gargling semen by the end of the video, and he keeps going back to the source to make sure he drained out every last drop. Whether you like sucking dick, getting your dick sucked or you’re just a sucker for big shooters, you’re gonna want to watch this over and over again.”

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1. 61 FUZZY ASSES & BUSHY PUBES FROM NATURAL GUYS:

We wrote: “You can imagine how I felt after stumbling upon a Tumblr page entitled ‘Natural Guys‘, devoted to reblogging the best of men with hair up top, down below and anywhere else you could imagine. This site is a fur lover’s dream come true, and if you don’t believe me, take a moment to whip your dick out and scroll through the 61 images below. Warning! You might want to grab a tissue or cum rag before diving in.”

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