The Amateur Hour: Hot Sexy Tumblr Vs. Hot Sexy Tumblr

For the past few years, I have been using naked men in a secret battle against my own company. My extremely NSFW Tumblr page—affectionately known as I’M DEWITT, MOTHERFUCKER—has gained over 6,500 followers within a span of 4-5 years. Meanwhile, the Manhunt Tumblr is on the verge of breaking 9,000 followers, and it’s driving me crazy, since it’s been around for far less time. So here’s the deal! We’re going to have a little friendly competition.

You should follow my Tumblr for any or all of the following reasons1) You are actively enjoying the past few days’ #WoofWeek festivities, 2) You like big butts and you cannot lie, 3) You have an affinity for beards, mustaches and other facial hair, 4) You’re not scared of tummies, 5) You’re not scared of copious amounts of body hair, and 6) You want to have immediate access to my dick pics when I break down and drunkenly post them on the internet.

You should follow Manhunt on Tumblr for any or all of the following reasons1) You love big dicks, 2) You have a general appreciation of the male form that spans across various ages and body types, 3) You love cum and hot porn, 4) You enjoy a nice bubble butt, and 5) You are a man who has sex with men, a man who’s curious about having sex with other men, or any individual who would enjoy images of naked men and/or men having sex with other men.

If Manhunt‘s Tumblr gains more followers over the next week: I will give one year-long membership to ONE individual who comments on this post and includes his Manhunt profile name in the text of his comment. This individual will also win a three-month long membership to the hottest new gay porn site, Deviant Otter.

If my Tumblr gains more followers over the next week: I will send a dozen naked pictures to ONE person who comments on this post, includes their Manhunt profile name and indicates that they want to see my balls (among other parts).

If you manage to make my Tumblr more popular than Manhunt‘s over the next week: I will post a picture of my dick for ALL OF YOU to see, along with a video of my cum shot included in our Amateur Hour series. You will see my penis! I have no idea why you want to see my penis, but if you make this happen, you will see it (and you will see it squirting copious amounts of jizz all over the place).

Got it? Good.

– Dewitt

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79 thoughts on “The Amateur Hour: Hot Sexy Tumblr Vs. Hot Sexy Tumblr

  1. Holy hard attacks, Batman! So many amazing men, and NONE of them live anywhere around here. And even if they did, I’d never see them in these types of compromising poses. Though I can dream….

    The guy in picture #2, and the stud in the cowboy hat aren’t real. They can’t be. No one looks that good for real. They’re artist’s renderings, or computer generated perfect men, or something. 😉

  2. I got a hard on and turned on by seeing most of these hot man. For heaven’s sake, this made me horney. LOL

  3. the stud in the cowboy hat is a trans man. Look at his nips and the scars below them

  4. The guys in this post! Your taste in men always gets me going! You know what I like! Dewitt, there’s absolutely SO much to gain here. I had to create new profile since I recently had to deactivate my old manhunt account. I will definitely use my tumblr to follow, which I thought I had already done. I’m sure you would enjoy the content I share. I would honestly take anything you wanted to give me, but I really want to see that Magic Stick that sits on The Throne of Beautiful Balls….and an ass shot would be lovely too….all of you? UGH!!! This is so HARD (pun intended), but I am a fan of surprises! 🙂 My Manhunt ID: “MikeyYo”

  5. Sorry I don’t understand this… Who wins the Deviant Otter subscription and what’s it based on..?

  6. Is it any individual as in all people who put their manhunt ID “Lexionix” or is it just one person who wins..? I want access to deviant otter! But I also am very curious of your penis.

  7. If Manhunt reigns victorious, ONE person will win both a year-long membership to Manhunt *and* the subscription to Deviant Otter.

    It’s all based on randomness. If you put your profile name here, you’ve got a chance of winning.

  8. Darn. I never win anything. I hope I do. Haha. Only negative to winning means no Dewitt penis.. So is it really actually a loss?

  9. Dewitt, you’re a brilliant blogger and yes, I’d love to see your mystery cock, balls, ass and anything else you’d care to share!
    Love you,
    iluvcumgutrs from MH

  10. I figured this would be a HARD choice, until I saw a pic of the cute ginger beef from my city that I’m in lust with on your blog Dewitt. So I choose you.
    SHOW ME THE GOODS!
    Manhunt user JeffTheGodofBiscuits

  11. something funny keeps happening when i click the photos i like. i keep getting sent to your tumblr dewitt! intriguing, isn’t it? show us more. 😉 (Manhunt ID: kyatlas)

  12. I’ve sent you enough pictures of me naked that it’s only fair that I get to be one of the people who gets to see your dick. If it can’t be in person, it may as well be digitally.

    Also, your tumblr is one of my favorites out there. We have some similar tastes. My mh user name is :kje1120

  13. so the 9th picture down is me and im flattered that my picture is included in this list of hot men you can follow me at
    @jcub08 on tumblr
    or find me on facebook under the same screen name here

  14. i am loving the fact that in the past few weeks their is wayyyyyyyyy more hairy beefy fellas on here now rather then slim twinks or fellas who have manscaped way way to much!!!! loving hairy bums hehehe

  15. You might want to reword the original post…”any individual” makes it sound like anyone who includes their username (alyeska here) will receive a one-year membership!

  16. Mmm all such incredibly sexy men. I’d also love to see dewitt’s balls and other bits 😉 mh id: devilsgrin

  17. Damn–I’m pretty sure there’s not one in the bunch that I couldn’t have fun with.

    I’m snot sure gay men like this actually exist, but if they do, they don’t live in my Minnesota. If they do live in Minnesota, they are so “holier than thou” that us average guys have NO chance.

    Oh well–thanks for the wet dream 🙂

  18. And…BTW…so what if the stud in the cowboy hat is a trans-man. He’s still HOT!

  19. I normally just watch from the background and keep my comments to myself. But, I’m down with some dewitt.
    mh: bigdaddyt

  20. 11, 27, 38, and the shower dude. Pick me, pick me! I need the porn, small-town nothing to do, no one to do… pinrod23

  21. my mh screenname is johnnie10, cant wait to see your cock and all that jizz you promised

  22. Body hair is so fucking hot. In the words of William Belli…hairy guys are hot loofahs. So exfoliating! My manhunt is therockman07.

  23. I’ve always wanted to see your dick and I’ve followed you for over a year. So I hope you win 😉

  24. What a hot pic collection. I can’t wait to see your pop shot Dewitt.

    MH profile: Kummerspeck

  25. In a perfect world aka my dreams, I’m doing way more than just looking at it. 🙂

  26. That was almost overwhelming!

    I will cast another vote for Dewitt and his penis–they’re both so cute. “I am a penis!” I’ve shown Dewitt my furry butt a couple of times, but I don’t think he’s interested. Perhaps I should show him my hairy belly as well. lol.
    MH account: Septimus67

  27. Oh please! There is a huge line out here of us that want to see it…especially that cum shot. Word on the street is that it’s a pretty hot clip (or at least a clip that you used to have). I wanna see EVERY cock on the planet. I’m curious like that…and a horny pig. Oink.

  28. Oh please! There is a huge line out here of us that want to see it…especially that cum shot. Word on the street is that it’s a pretty hot clip (or at least a clip that you used to have). I wanna see EVERY cock on the planet. I’m curious like that…and a horny pig. Oink.

  29. MH: PeacefulMichael and I wanna see it all! I followed you on Tumblr and eagerly await your defeat of the MH blog (which I had previously followed but unfollowed because it was just so lame). I wanna see your cock, your balls, your ass, your cum and anything else naughty that you care to share that you’re doing with any of those. BRING IT!

  30. MH: PeacefulMichael and I wanna see it all! I followed you on Tumblr and eagerly await your defeat of the MH blog (which I had previously followed but unfollowed because it was just so lame). I wanna see your cock, your balls, your ass, your cum and anything else naughty that you care to share that you’re doing with any of those. BRING IT!

  31. It’s going to take a lot for me to dethrone Manhunt completely, but maybe I’ll bend the “one person” rule for special, longtime readers like you.

  32. Came as no surprise that all of the pics I like came from your tumblr Dewitt! lol
    MH ID: relientk262

  33. I’d love to know more about him, too! Maybe a reverse Google image search could help us out?

  34. Came as no surprise that I love every picture in your Manhunt profile. What a sweet, hairy ass you’ve got!

  35. There’s a whole lot of hotness going on on both Tumblr’s. But yours is definitely hotter! MH:uiboy409

  36. Come on, Dewitt. Everyone wants to see your cock and balls (and you shooting a hot load). My Manhunt name is musicfan81. Hoping to see a lot more of the hot guy behind these posts!

  37. Thanks for being RIDICULOUSLY HOT! I would love to do a Manhunt Man of The Week interview with you, if you were interested at all.

    (And I will make a mental note to send you dick pics, no matter what the outcome of this contest might be.)

  38. Some amazing asses and cocks here…I don’t know what to choose. This will keep me up at night.

  39. DeWitt.. I need to see all the pictures of you. All of them. Followed your tumblr for amazingness. MH: jrichm65 🙂

  40. Dewitt, I’ve come to the conclusion that I need you to remove this blog. I’m spending way too much time here and as a gay man, it’s not my fault I am doing so. Thank you so much OK bubye now bubye. (intentional absence of punctuation).

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