Ranked from least to most extreme.
I spend an inordinate amount of time on tumblr watching exhibitionist jack off stuff that I never really know how to talk about here. I’ve mentioned it once or twice before, but today I was all “let’s make a list!” and that’s where we find ourselves this afternoon.
Without further ado, here’s 5 dudes jackin it or fuckin around where they absolutely should NOT be:
5. This dude with metaphorically giant (and also very respectable literal) balls:
4. My hero gettin that nut on the M101 like a boss:
3. Brit Jonny Pistol showing the neighbor what he’s up to:
2. This guy who actually jacks it on a man sleeping in public:
1. My boy Blackey Madison in the middle of the gd street:
I’m simultaneously dying to know and afraid to ask if any of you guys have clips/tumblrs/stories about almost or actually getting caught in public. Tell me about it in the comments.
– tyler
Oh boy do I see a lot of people ending up as listed sex offenders here! Koodo’s to their bravery though.
are these all supposed to be videos? the only one I get to play is the last one.
Damn! I haven’t been on MHdaily in a while! This post is one of the best ever. I’m a fan of public stuff. I don’t do it around other people unless they’re joining. So I’m always safe. I literally just jerked off at a cruisy park today. I’ve jerked off at every job I’ve had, and had sex at 3 of them. Still figuring out fucking at my current job.
Haven’t been caught but in undergrad, I jerked off twice at the library. Specifically at the last cubicle in the corner of the topography/map section. Why you ask? Well because downloading porn using the library’s internet was much faster than the internet in my dorm room. Also, I’m always fucking horny.
No one asked why. We all know why. I’ve done this pretty much every time I was in the library in college lol.
That’s amazing! Film it! Take us to the cruisy park with you! I’ll totally post that. ??
Could be an adblock issue? They’re embedded videos from tumblr. The last one wasn’t working right so I technically stole it a little bit and posted it on this server instead.
LMAO.
Seriously I don’t know about other states but in mine it would reported fast, an arrest and so much more would happen in short order. Thank god for backrooms at the porn stores in my state or I have a feeling many would be on that Megan’s list.
I’d be under the desk for you taking care of that load while you watch the porn no problem!
Hmmm, maybe
Lol, so you have an issue with public nudity? Yet here you say that you’d happily partake in public sexual acts. I mean there’s noting wrong with fantasizing but are you for or against it?
I never said one way or the other for or against public nudity I was making a statement about what would happen on the quick side, in my state at least, if seen in public doing some of what was shown.
And being under a desk in a cubicle lending a helping hand or mouth really, while he is watching porn, is more or less hidden right? While it is risky it is not openly doing something in public for all to easily see.
I don’t have any kid’s to protect or worry about explaining things to.
P.S. when you pose a question to an individual don’t word it in a way where people may feel the need to defend themselves it seems more like an attack than actual curiosity.