Whether you were an active participant or an innocent bystander for our Seven Days of Loads initiative, I’d like to thank you all for sticking with me as I unloaded (ha!) over sixty gay porn scenes all over your face. Keep in mind, it was […]
If your balls are starting to get exhausted from all these Seven Days of Loads updates, I have good news for you—a) We’re one post away from the grand finale, b) Your balls can handle a few more wank sessions, and c) Tonight’s installment of […]
The jizz is flowing as we enter the fifth day of our Seven Days of Loads challenge. Those of you who are loyal (and wonderful) readers have sat through the same introduction four damn times this week, so you’re welcome to skip all this text […]
You might have heard that I’ve initiated a week-long masturbation marathon called Seven Days of Loads. As a professional smut peddler, I feel it’s my duty to create a safe space for ejaculation enthusiasts everywhere, making the world a better place for you to shoot […]
Have you kept up on the Seven Days of Loads challenge? Over the weekend, I demanded that you bust a nut every day this week up until Friday. While you should be on load number three tonight, I’m willing to forgive you if you work […]
We’re two days into our Seven Days of Loads celebration, and if you’re just joining us now, there’s no reason you can’t join in a day late (as long as you cum twice tonight to make up for it). The basic gist is that I’ve […]
From now until this Friday, you’re going to bust a nut every single night. This isn’t a request. This isn’t a prediction. It’s a demand. I don’t care if you do it alone or do it with company. I don’t care if you do it […]
