Straight Guys Are Gay: Two Hetero (?) Guys Dance The Mumba

This vid is from the end credits of some show called (pause for breath) It Takes Two of Strictly Come Dancing. Reality shows need to start using acronyms, cuz’ fuck. The description on YouTube claims that these are two straight guys dancing because one’s female partner wasn’t available to rehearse. I don’t know. There’s a lot of…grace… here. Your average straight guy isn’t going to be able to point his toe and gyrate his hips in such a wanton fashion. Unless he is, and I need to start scamming on breeders again.

– J. Harvey

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27 thoughts on “Straight Guys Are Gay: Two Hetero (?) Guys Dance The Mumba

  1. Nah… If those were two gay guys it would have been HOT!  (Drag Race maybe).

    Same with my bottoms!  I want to fuck a MAN!  If I wanted a girl, I’d fuck a girl. 

    But hey, that’s just me. 

  2. According to Wikipedia, “Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two” (the show’s actual title) is a spinoff/companion to “Strictly Come Dancing,” the show upon which our “Dancing with the Stars” is based. Both of these guys appear to be the among the show’s troupe of professional dancers. The “Kara” mentioned by the host is most likely Kara Tointon, Artem’s celebrity partner and the winner of the 2010 edition of the series.

  3. the guy in the dark sweats is so obviously gay. Can you say flame.  the guy in the white sweats is a breeder.  although with a few beers in him he might play.

  4. what is it about low class gay guys that makes them use the term “breeder”? That is SO insulting and unnecessary. Isn’t “straight” good enough? I am surprised at you for using it, J. Hatrvey

  5. See what I mean?? smfh.

    Considering these two well-known Ballroom dancers are BALLROOM DANCERS, they are far from average straight men.

    You try doing the Rumba or paso doble without gyrating your hips and pointing your toes. I think James, British (dark) has been dancing since he was 9 or 10; Artem, Russian, a Latin dancer was on SYTYCD a few years ago and has been dancing for about 11 years. You’re gonna pick up a lot of gyrating & pointing at some point. Their wife and girlfriend obviously don’t mind it.

    Why is this on here again??

  6. James is married to another proffessional ballroom dancer, she also appears on the show and Artem is in a long term relationship with Kara Tointon the partner he won the show with in 2010, so neither of them are gay, they are just very well trained proffessional dancers who obviously enjoy a good laugh

  7. Apparently! And then he’s wasting even more time by reposting a correction and making us read them all. Dear lord, Ethan. Thanks for wasting all our time with this.  What a fucking nightmare!  Oh and side note to Ethan: please don’t speak for me. It wasn’t a waste of MY time, just yours.

  8.  Thanks for the research. You’re a bear? We’re going to need a nude pic. We like bears.

  9.  I’m sorry, Randy. I was just being flippant and irreverent. Two wrongs don’t make a right.  Then again, they’ve devised about 3,000 words for us to put us down…so I’m not going to feel THAT guilty about using the single one we made up. Look at me – I’m a heterophobe vigilante!

  10.  It said “mumba” in the description. Fuck, get off my back. It’s like my Mom started reading Manhunt Daily!

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