Someone Will Be Sniffing Ben Cohen’s Jockstrap Tonight

Yes, Ben Cohen‘s jockstrap will be auctioned off today. While we can’t guarantee that it’s worn or covered in his jizz, we can confirm that it’s signed by the straight rugby hunk himself. And let’s be honest–we’d bid on pretty much anything Ben Cohen touched. Especially if there’s a vague possibility that he touched it with his penis.

The auction will take place in conjunction with this past weekend’s Gay Sports Days, and proceeds will benefit GMFA, the gay men’s health charity, and the Royal Vauxhall Tavern. In other words? It’s for a good cause! And it sure as hell beats breaking into the locker room and trying to steal Ben’s jock. Not that we’d know or anything.

– Dewitt

For another fun shot of Ben Cohen, follow the JUMP:

File this under “Sandwiches that I’d like to replace with my penis”.

22 thoughts on “Someone Will Be Sniffing Ben Cohen’s Jockstrap Tonight

  1. I really want to understand why this guy is planet popularity on this site. More thierry pepin types please! haha.

  2. I love Ben. He’s amazing to look at, and is very welcoming to his many, many gay fans. Check him out on Facebook.

  3. This guy looks like the Pillsbury doughboy…not sexy at all in any way, at least to me. I know a lot of guys find him hot, but I just don’t see it.

  4. Attractive is in the eye of the beholder. Saying someone like Cohen looks like Pillsbury Doughboy is insanity! Let’s see your pic, Jimmy T!

  5. I certainly don’t mind some meat on a man’s bones, but it doesn’t work on this guy at all. Absolutely nothing to look at.

  6. Damn it. I hate it when I don’t get to sniff Ben’s jock, or shorts or more specifically his balls. I’d probably need to lick those too…just saying.

  7. Yeh, OK guys, I looked at Ben’s Facebook page, and after looking at all the pictures of him, I’d have to change my mind and admit he’s a good-looking guy, obviously very athletic, and also looks like a really nice person. Just not “my type,” I guess, ’cause I think he looks better in clothes than out of them. And ToddM, what’s your problem? Isn’t anyone allowed to have an opinion different than yours? Take a hike, or better yet, you should “hold your breath,”…FOREVER!

  8. This guy is so handsome.. very sexy.. not in a beautiful great gym body one.. but in a rough manly natural one.. Love him!

  9. Honestly, just because he has some chest hair does not make him a bear…you want to have a section about bears then show some hot guys that happen to have a belly on them!

  10. Wow, Jimmy T! Bitter, party of one? Sure, you can have your opinion! You can be wrong if you so choose! lol I’m JOKING! But that said, I can have mine as well!
    As it turns out, you had to admit you were wrong. That’s all I was saying. You don’t have to go apecrap all over me.

  11. Jesus Christ Ben COhen is the hottest guy on the planet – lovely rugby build, manly and meaty. Wish he was actually gay would love to see him plowed

  12. damn! he does it for me!!! I’d like to be under him. all those naysayers are just bitchy queens who go for the starved emo types. just saying LOL

  13. bloody lovely ben cohen, you people slating him, you don’t know what you’re talking about, he’s stunning!!

  14. I don’t understand gay men. One minute we bash a person because they aren’t the embodiment of perfection as seen in quite a few recent posts..and then suddenly all that hate dissipates towards a guy who, you would think, would receive the resentful remarks to begin with!

    He’s a cute guy as far as facial features are concerned…but was it really necessary to post him eating a (I guess?) sandwich? Probably not!

    Maybe I’m missing something. Oh well. If at least someone is satisfied, then that is all that matters.

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