Sit On My Dick, Brad Goreski.

You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Okay, well, here goes—I know as much about Brad Goreski now as I did back when I first wrote about him in April 2011. In other words? Virtually nothing. I know he’s been on multiple reality television series, and beyond that, I know he looks good with his clothes off.

On that note, I decided to stalk Mr. Goreski on Instagram after catching the half-naked selfie above on World of Wonder. In doing so, I learned that he has an outrageously cute dog who looks a bit like Sir Didymus from Labyrinth, and also, I confirmed that I still very much want to stick my dick so far up his ass that my balls almost fall in. I think this an appropriate time to say “UNF”.

– Dewitt

Check out some shirtless, sexy pictures of Brad Goreski below:

Brad Goreski shirtless on Instagram 1

Brad Goreski shirtless on Instagram 1

Brad Goreski shirtless on Instagram 1

Brad Goreski shirtless on Instagram 1

Brad Goreski shirtless on Instagram 1

Brad Goreski shirtless on Instagram 1

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