Never say we don’t listen to you. After reading J. Harvey‘s post about the “Tim Tebow Conundrum“, one of you requested pics of San Francisco 49ers quarterback Alex Smith. Wait, who? I mean, not to reinforce stereotypes or anything, but we had never heard of this guy. He doesn’t have the same name-recognition as Tom Brady, Drew Brees or Tebow and his annoyingly hot ass.
Of course, that didn’t stop us from utilizing our handy-dandy photo finding mechanism (also known as Google image search) to find out what all the fuss is about. Our research concluded that Alex Smith is, indeed, a very attractive gentleman, and you should masturbate to his pictures immediately. We’re glad we could get to the bottom of this very important matter.
– Dewitt
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I like the one of him dunking himself in that vat of lube.
Speaking of “bottom” and “important matters”…his ass and thick thighs in those gold pants? Score!
No thanks… toooooo bufffy.
Im still waiting for the SEXY pics??
How about some sexy pictures of Ray Williams, he post all the time on guyswithIphones!!
Tim who?
I am now a football fan HOLY SHIT HE IS HOT!!!!
Reminds me a bit of Packers QB Arron Rodgers, like a younger brother or something.
Very handsome. He’s on the wrong team though, literally and figuratively speaking.
yes please!!!
Sorry, I’ll pass.
As the guy who requested this, thank you, thank you, thank you! I was sorry to find out he was married and has a new baby and that his wife is a gorgeous blond, ’cause being from San Francisco, with the short hair and the stubble and the great bod, it was easy to hope he was on out team. He’s still a definite hottie, though.
some where under all that padding is a man
Let’s make this a regular post, hot footballers, there are plenty.
He lloks like Ryan Gossling
Mormons are so hot!
Was thinking exactly as Chris was – dude reminds me of Ryan Gosling!
Those crazy hot and sexy Mormon boys, temptation in white shirts and pants…
Sorry to say it, but he’s a poor man’s Ben Cohen
He’s on the right team for sure … but where is his phone number and my private pass to his bedroom and the locker room … 49ers Fan Extreme
This guy is sexy and I would do him and Tim Tebow in a 3some in a hot D.C. minute.
well I think hes hot! nice butt…
well I think hes hot! nice butt…
the face with with the true blue eyes and crooked smile makes me melt
Whoooooweee, I need to get me a paddle and wale hell outta that ass til it’s flat as a pancake and I’m frustration free. He is every cop who ever gave me a traffic ticket and I’m gonna take it out on HIS ass!! It would be fun to use his asscheeks as a punching toy and watch and feel them jiggle and bounce and listen to him say owwwwwwwwwwwww.