Secret Sex: Penn Badgley’s Hair

I’d still hit it! Look, I don’t know what’s going on with Penn Badgley‘s head right now, but that’s the first thought that went through my mind when I saw these pics on DListed. He could still get it. And he could get it in approximately nineteen and a half positions.

It’s unclear why I’m popping such a chub for Lonely Boy. I mean, the best thing he’s ever done since mumbling a lot on Gossip Girl was this, and that’s really not saying much. It’d be acceptable if he were in good shape, but I don’t even have that to fall back on! He looks like a normal person, and yet that somehow makes him more attractive to me…

Ugh, can I just shampoo that horrid mop of follicles with my jizz? Maybe we could pull off some sort of There’s Something About Mary effect, and it’d gel down that monstrosity for the good of all mankind. Please! I’m so mad at my dick right now.

(More pics here, by the way.)

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News