Secret Sex: Michael Showalter

Michael Showalter is that goofy motherfucker who’s most famous for MTV’s The State and the cult classic Wet Hot American Summer. He serves as one-third of the sketch trio Stella, along with fellow comedians David Wain and Michael Ian Black.  You may remember the latter from that time he butt-fucked a young Bradley Cooper on film.

But let’s not stray away from the topic at hand! Showalter was recently given a fat paycheck to do a series of commercials for the 2012 Toyota Yaris. Aside from being totally hilarious, they also made me realize that I’d have lots of sex with him. I can’t really explain it, guys. There’s just something about his awkward brand of humor that works for me (and my penis). Maybe it works for you too? Watch and decide for yourselves.

– Dewitt

To watch Michael being cute and funny, follow the JUMP:

6 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Michael Showalter

  1. I saw the first picture with him holding the book and I thought that it was “Screech” from
    “Saved By The Bell” lol lol I think that  his name is Dustin Diamond?

  2. Dewitt  I cannot explain why U want 2 have lots of sex with him either . Maybe it’s because he drive a Yaris    ( sarcasm )

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