Secret Sex: Joey Fatone

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Out of all the former members of 'N Sync, the one I want to bang the most is Joey Fatone. I'm perfectly aware that this isn't normal. Most people would choose Justin Timberlake or JC Chasez. And now that Lance Bass has blossomed from an ugly duckling to a swan stallion, even he's in the running. Let's not even talk about Chris Kirkpatrick. Did anyone ever like him?

The answer to that question will have to wait for another day, because right now we're talking about Joey. I've had a soft spot for him since the beginning, even when he had those horrible bright red highlights. Then when I saw clips of him from Dancing With The Stars, my love grew even deeper. He's just so fucking charming, and even his horrible skills as a red carpet interviewer couldn't stop me from hopping in those pants. Hell, I'd like to know if his "fat one" nickname refers to more than just his belly… 

– Dewitt

For some shirtless pics of Joey & Lance Bass, follow the JUMP:


Joey Fatone, secret sex, former boy band member, 'N Sync, Dancing With The Stars, Lance Bass, shirtless, half naked, tub, soapy, tattoos, bears, chub, fat one, gay, beard, funny, personality, charming

Joey Fatone, secret sex, former boy band member, 'N Sync, Dancing With The Stars, Lance Bass, shirtless, half naked, tub, soapy, tattoos, bears, chub, fat one, gay, beard, funny, personality, charming

Joey Fatone, secret sex, former boy band member, 'N Sync, Dancing With The Stars, Lance Bass, shirtless, half naked, tub, soapy, tattoos, bears, chub, fat one, gay, beard, funny, personality, charming

Joey Fatone, secret sex, former boy band member, 'N Sync, Dancing With The Stars, Lance Bass, shirtless, half naked, tub, soapy, tattoos, bears, chub, fat one, gay, beard, funny, personality, charming

Bonus picture from his MySpace page…

Joey Fatone, secret sex, former boy band member, 'N Sync, Dancing With The Stars, Lance Bass, shirtless, half naked, tub, soapy, tattoos, bears, chub, fat one, gay, beard, funny, personality, charming

I have no idea why he's throwing his legs in the air in a tub, but it sure gets my imagination running to some pretty nice places! I'd risk getting soap in my mouth to be underwater giving him mouth-to-ass resuscitation.

11 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Joey Fatone

  1. I’m curious how “not normal” that position is. (I’m referring to preferring Joey, not the hot tub thing, BTW.)
    From the beginning, he was the only ‘NSYNC member I had any interest in (not that that’s saying a whole lot, mind you, but still).

  2. Yeah, i was sorta so so till i saw that last photo of the legs- totally want to know what he looks like with his legs in the air. Who cares if he’s got a bit of a belly? He’s got great face.

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