The XXX-Men Trailer is Live.

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Ok. I know it’s silly to be excited about a porn movie coming out, especially when it’s a ‘parody’ of a mainstream phenomenon like the X-Men. But I grew UP with the X Men, and trying to imagine them doing this exact stuff with each other was the bulk of my middle school life. So this is a fantastic intersection of stuff that I love – superheroes, and dicks.

BONUS – I don’t have to watch Jennifer Lawrence ruin Mystique in this one like I will with the real thing later this month!
Indulge with me:

 

 

 

WAS THAT NOT THE MOST EPIC PORN TRAILER YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED EVEN IF YOU TOTALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT X-MEN OR ANY OF THESE PEOPLE???? COME ON.

 

Colby Keller, Paddy O’Brian, Mike De Marko, Landon Mycles, Brenner Bolton, and Paul Canon. Like. That’s basically EVERYONE. JFC.

 

TWO. MORE. DAYS.

 

– tyler