Ryan Phillippe, Say It Isn’t So!

You can’t see it, but I’m wearing a black veil today due to Ryan Phillippe telling Page Six that he’s considering retiring from acting permanently. You vacuous cherub, you can’t! You’re so adorable, and you have a nice body. Sure, the apex of your career was the dual shower scenes in I Know What You Did Last Summer and Cruel Intentions (one with ass!), but your beauty lives on (despite Rihanna not feeling it)!

This is total bullshit, of course. Ry Guy has a movie coming out (The Bang Bang Club) and you gotta sell it somehow so why not announce a premature exit from the business? Cuz, let’s face it, the ex-wife got the talent in the family. But I won’t lie and say I haven’t had a hungover Sunday afternoon in which I rent a movie via On Demand primarily because he’s in it. It has nothing to do with his thespian skills or lack thereof, but in hopes that he’s showing as much skin as possible.

– J. Harvey

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20 thoughts on “Ryan Phillippe, Say It Isn’t So!

  1. hey, how could you fail to mention “54” when discussing Ryan’s “maximum skin, minimum talent” career?

  2. Ryan Phillippe is a very good actor when he is focused and has been given great material to portray… sure he’s had some flops but so has the ex wife. Don’t forget Ryan in his younger years in tighty whiteys in White Squall… now that was hot too. Ryan has that bad boy/pretty boy look, rough around the edges with some polish here and there. Can only imagine what he looks like naked… daaaaaamn

  3. my dream dude #1..
    a circle jerk (with me on my back in the middle of course) with Ryan Phillipe, Enrique, Shawn Pyfrom (Bree’s son on Desperate Housewives),Ryan Reynolds, Jake Gyllinal (sp), would send me to cum heaven instantly! xoxo

  4. Oh well if he gives up the acting gig (which is apparently not his strong suit), he could always model (hopefully naked). He is damn sexy.

  5. I do remember White Squall but it was not until I saw on cable ( not 2 long ago ) that I realised Ryan is one of the kids who drowns when the ship capsizes … LOL JAG 4 the life of me I cannot remember what JAG of united States Marine Corps stands 4

  6. jesus above..Ryan Phillippe is so fucking HOT! Long time crush on that guy! HE IS SO DELISH! every part of his body looks to tasty!

  7. I’d watch his movies over that overrated, bucktooth ex-wife ANYDAY. He RULES!! What a beautiful talented hunk.

  8. I’d watch his movies over that overrated, bucktooth ex-wife ANYDAY. He RULES!! What a beautiful talented hunk.

  9. Hi is the hotest the sexiest holly-boy, and the snobish!!! we love that!
    you go to bang bang me anytime…..(dreams cum true you know???)

  10. Ryan has been totally hot since he did a soap opera way back. Underated actor !and I loved his appearance on Jay Leno about   two years  ago with Lisa Lampanelli. When she asked him him if he was moist with his crotch looking very large after she made a sexual comment. Totally hot!

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