Rihanna & Matt Kemp Are Just Good Friends

Rihanna, Matt Kemp

Have you heard that Rihanna and Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp are dating one another? Well, you heard wrong. According to Kemp's agent Dave Stewart, the two groping hotties aren't quite an item. "I think dating might be a stretch at this point," he says. "They are in Cabo, but past that they are just good friends, and I don't think we can label it as anything other than friendship right now. Who knows what will develop past the friendship."

Does this "just friends" gimmick sound familiar to anyone? Similar claims were made when Rihanna began her tumultuous relationship with singer Chris Brown. They were photographed canoodling with one another on vacation, yet both of their reps insisted that they were "just friends".

We're a big fan of this public relations phrase, so we took the time to hastily photoshop it onto a few other pictures. I have a pretty good feeling that they'll get our point across, even though I'm not exactly sure what our point is. Enjoy!

– Dewitt

For more photos of people who are just friends, follow the JUMP:

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5 thoughts on “Rihanna & Matt Kemp Are Just Good Friends

  1. She’d better make sure he doesn’t pull a Mark McGwire – last thing she needs is a “friend” with roid rage!

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