Last Friday, one of my Twitter followers mentioned that I could potentially fall in love with Jon Gabrus, the host of MTV’s new quiz show The Substitute. After a quick Google search (and some extensive social media stalkage that may have crossed certain lines), I decided that this was an accurate statement. I am, in fact, in love with Jon Gabrus (who is straight and married to a woman, in case you were wondering how this will turn out for me!)
I actually had a crush on him before I knew his name. He was on an episode of Happy Endings entitled “The Kerkovich Way”, playing the part of a cashier. When I saw him on my TV screen, I thought to myself, “Who the fuck is that sexy-ass cashier? I want to stick my dick in him.”
Little did I know that I would tweet about titty-fucking him a few weeks later! And he’d actually respond and make me feel weird about what I wrote.
– Dewitt
Click through if you want to see Jon Gabrus’ butt:
The tweet:
The reason I twat what I twat:
The following screencaps from this video, which you shouldn’t watch:
And there you have it. Naked pictures of Jon Gabrus.
What is there to comment on?????
Lol thar is hilarious that he responded back and it was good that he was so cool about it LOL
Oooh, I love his body. Yumm
He is way sexy. To bad he is str8
wouldn’t you like to be tag-teamed by jon and jack black, you filthy-mouthed heart breaker?
I would rather have them both bent over in front of me, each pushing their big asses against my fingers and waiting for my dick. 😛
in an alternate universe where that’d be possible, i’d certainly like you to video-tape that, and send me a copy of the footage
for “research” purposes, of course
In an alternate universe where that’d be possible, I’d invite you to join in. I only have one dick. They have two holes. (You do the math.)
Of course, you probably shouldn’t be taking math lessons from me. They have FOUR holes between the two of them.
i know what you were getting at, brother D — no worries
😀
i believe that sharing and stuffing jon and jack’s rear ends would be the most fun; throw in kevin smith and then our lives shall, henceforth, be completed, eh?
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of course, we’d have to give those handsome, chubby bloakes some oral attention of our own, to show them how hot we feel they are
yeah?
Blowjobs and rimjobs all around, for sure… And you can’t just throw Kevin Smith into the equation like it’s nothing! My dick wouldn’t know where to go first.
(between the five of us, in that AU..
..we may not see the light of day for … days.
so let’s hope we have all the supplies we’d need so as to not go hungry.)
of course i can!
that’s why i remain the Devil’s Best Advocate, even in spite of my continual, painful, extended periods away from my favourite web logue.
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i’ll be kind, and omit kevin james.
(for now.)
Omg I need that video right now
Omg I need that video right now
Omg I need that video right now
Sweet sweet ass