Quickie: Will Higginson

There are a small percentage of men who can fully pull off a tank top. Model Will Higginson is one of those men. He’s a British model. Besides being the ultimate tank top model, Higginson is leading the charge in what should be called “eyebrow modeling.” His eyebrows have character. They have beauty. He wouldn’t be Will Higginson without them. They look like sexy caterpillars, and I want them to brush against my delicate buttocks. There’s only a couple of ways for that to happen, and Will and I should explore all of them together.

Not only is he a hot model, but he can cook, too. Or bake. Check him out making his mom’s “oaty cakes.” I’m not sure what oaty cakes are, but they could be made with broccoli and I’d still eat them off his nipples. And broccoli is gross. Yeah, yeah, I know it’s a superfood. Enough.