Quickie: Sidney Allen

Many summers ago, I worked as a lifeguard for some bourgeois condo complex. There was a particularly gloomy day when one of the residents decided to show up and swim in his boxer briefs. This seemed like something that would technically be against the rules, but I let it slide because—a) Nobody else was in the pool, b) The undies were dark and not-so-scandalous, and c) I secretly hoped he was trying to seduce me.

Why am I bringing this up? Because I love talking about myself, duh! Also, these pictures of Sidney Allen feature the male model frolicking about on a beach in assorted undergarments. If Sidney ever showed up at my pool (where I obviously no longer work) like this, I’d be trying to seduce him.

Oh, and instead of complaining about how he isn’t smiling in these shots, please share a few of the potential ways you could make him smile…

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Felix Dasilva

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1,030 thoughts on “Quickie: Sidney Allen

  1. To quote James Bond: “That’s a nice little nothing you’re almost wearing.”

    Dude is HOT!  I especially enjoy seeing a peek of his tan lines with the higher-cut briefs.  I always feel naughty when I can see that!

  2. Damn, he is hot! He would have a BIG smile on his face if i was behind him in the next to last pic! err… big something on his face anyway. (duramax24)

  3. wow. He is quite hot isnt he? seriously packing some latin heat! btw Dewitt. I’m drowning…care to give me mouth to mouth? 🙂

  4. wow. He is quite hot isnt he? seriously packing some latin heat! btw Dewitt. I’m drowning…care to give me mouth to mouth? 🙂

  5. To say no thanks to this guy you must be a God from Olympus. But I’m sure that’s not the case

  6. Woof, add a tiny bit of fur to that chest and he would be perfect! Bengal113 Manhunt ID

  7. I cannot accept this!! This man can’t be real!!! Why aren’t I masturbating right now??!!
    deathheart86

  8. wow, I have few ideas to make him smile… like pulling off those briefs with my teeth and going to town on him

  9. Point me to the beach where he’s prancing around…please!

    Side note: love the little stories you share Dewitt.  We all have those odd little buried moments of “what was that about?” that are so hot.

  10. I’d suggest you put him in The Ten, but it would probably result in a huge disappointment when he doesn’t last more than week because his skin isn’t white.

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