Quickie: Kris Allen

American Idol winner Kris Allen was a surprising champion on “The Ten” for several weeks in a row. Who knew that so many gay guys wanted to bone the MOR-singin’, crowd-pleasin’ crooner? It was with great pleasure that we were alerted pics of his family vacation on Facebook, which included several shots of him splashing about without a shirt. He’s no dummy. He knows how to keep the fans’ interest piqued. Among other things he’s piquing on us.

Oh, and Kris – who’s your hot friend? Rraow.

– J. Harvey

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46 thoughts on “Quickie: Kris Allen

  1. He’s lookin’ hotter than ever, and his friend is not bad either.  I wish he’d put out a new record that actually sells.  He’s a talented kid and deserves some real promotion next time around.  The A.I. record people totally dropped the ball on his first album.

  2. That’s Kris’s younger brother, Daniel. He’s pretty much the definition of asshat, but years of cheerleading and gymnastics have made him ripped.

  3. He really is hot at hell, hotter than some of the “models” & porn stars featured on here. The other guy isn’t bad, but standing next to Kris probably isn’t the best idea.

  4. Keep the pics coming Kris, as I don’t think the musical thing is going so well.

    Poor dude, wasn’t even invited back for the AI finale……

  5. He’s so hot! He got buffier which is a nice thing. The things that I would do…LOL. Keep ’em coming.

    He’s doing fine. His first single got platinum, and he’s making a sophomore album for release this year. Slow and steady. And oh he was at the AI finale.

    For those who haven’t heard him in AI, here’s a snippet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uke5gSAs28

  6. He was there, in the audience.  None of the former contestants were asked to perform in the finale.

  7. I still think Adam Lambert should’ve, not only, TOTALLY beat Kris Allen for that AI season & is hotter, but you have to admit, at least Kris isn’t afraid to flaunt a PERFECTLY built chest & deny the pics exist

  8. Actually, he has a platinum-selling song, that song has been more successful than a song of any other male AI winner, he has written songs which other singers have covered, his songs have been featured on several TV shows, and — most significantly — he has contributed an amazing amount of time & effort to various charities.  Only someone not wanting to see his success would miss it. 

  9. See, we can have different opinions.  I like Lambert & think his music is okay, but I would never think he’s hot.  Just my opinion.  He’s all make-up & hair dye.  Flabby around the middle, but he has bird legs. 

  10. Don’t worry.  When their sex tape leaks, you’ll be able to see both Kris Allen and Adam Lambert in the buff!

  11. Yep, Adam Lambert may be a better singer than Kris and achieved more “fame” (notoriety), but physically he’s a mess and also way too femme and flagrant about being gay.  Unfortunately, he apparently decided it was more important to promote his “gayness” at the expense of his music and thereby alienated about half the world.

  12. Wow! “Promote his gayness”?  You really have no idea who Adam is or what he’s been doing that past two years.  He in no way ‘promotes his gayness’.  I don’t even understand how you see him promoting his gayness.  He simply lives his life….performing, recording, hanging with friends and loving his adorable boyfriend.

  13. Well count me in as missing it because I hadn’t really noticed him being that successful either and I am constantly looking out for the AI contestants as I do watch the show.   Last time I checked his most “successful” song was actually a cover of another band’s (The Script) song.  He probably didn’t perform because nothing since has really taken off like that cover.  I do concede, however, that he  has probably been the most successful MALE winner of the show.  Even the least successful females put him to shame though.

  14. I suggest you check out most “rock” and “pop” singers that are straight.  Pete Wentz, Jared Leto, David Bowie, Kiss… Last I checked they were all straight.  When did wearing make-up and “glam” clothing start define sexuality?  Maybe you should reconsider you messed-up stereotypes and work a little hard on sound logical connections.

  15. Another good one (Bret Michaels).  Gosh!  They must all be “promoting their gayness!”  Oh…wait… my bad.  http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/1/2/1/5/1/4/2/1/orig-12151421.jpg

  16. http://socialitelife.com/adam-lambert-sauli-koskinen-hit-the-american-idol-finale-red-carpet-photos-05-2011Over the top huh?  Here he is with his boyfriend, Sauli on the Idol red carpet.  Looks to me like he’s a man who is comfortable with who he is and is in love with his boyfriend and proud to show him off.  I don’t see how that is over the top.  Isn’t his being comfortable with who he is what the gay community wants?  A public figure not afraid to be himself and is just living his life. 

  17. LOL at the Adam vs Kris fan war that just won’t die.

    I have both Kris and Adam’s albums and I think Adam has an amazing voice, but I prefer Kris’ music, body and heart. Personally I enjoy watching Kris wave his guns around when he really gets into the music way more than watching Adam pointlessly suck his microphone off. But like others have pointed out – personal preferences and opinions differ.

    Who cares which one of them has a better career? I’d bet anything that neither of them does. I’m happy for them as long as they are happy themselves. Stop being bitter over the AI win that was YEARS ago and just shut up and jerk off to Kris’ wonderful assets and you will feel better immediately.

  18. Great photo. Would B hotter if u were in skimpy swimwear with a boner or totally naked.

  19. this comment just made me sad. From a member of our own community. Self-loathing, much? As, all adam really does is live his life and not hide that he is gay…. if that is “promoting his gayness,” then everybody is either promoting or hiding in a closet. In 2011 it’s time to accept that closets are getting us nothing. 

  20. Considering he hasn’t set the music world on fire, he needs all the “exposure” he can get. His brother’s cute!

  21. Jimmy T, your comment is repulsive. Are you gay? If so, I feel very sorry for you, and I sincerely hope you will get some help.

  22. Well, who the heck does “set the music world on fire” these days, other than no-talent auto-tuned people like Kesha & Britney?  Who cares?  One day we’ll look back & be embarrassed about the techno-pop crap  that’s popular now.   Give real musicians time to establish themselves.  In the meantime, let’s just enjoy Kris’ buff hotness. 

  23. Too bad this had to turn into anything other than the body appreciation post it was meant to be!  Thanks for the pretty, J. Harvey. 

  24. they would be promoting any idol singer but therer too busy hawking steven tyklers new song and jwennifer lopezs new record

  25. I have always admire Kris 4 his cool and easy music style which matches  his persona  where  as Adam personally turns me off  ( he has no one but himself 2 blame for that ) even though he has a great voice

  26. Racist?  WTF!!???  Where do you get “racist” from?  Is that the only evil thing you can say?  What a fool.

  27. “Too flagrant about being gay?” Wow.  Oh, that’s right, I forgot, we’re supposed to keep our “gayness” in check so as to not offend the straight people. Talk about homophobia. (Here’s some insight: people who hate gay people would still hate gay people even if we all tried to hide our sexuality and acted “masculine” all the time.)  Adam should be lauded, not criticized, for being one of the only men in the music industry courageous enough to be completely open about who he is.  He doesn’t act the way he does to promote his “gayness” (an idiotic statement), he acts that way he does because it’s not important to him to try to hide his “gayness.”  He is remarkable and stands out because he is who he is, with no apologies…as it should be.

  28. Why is the way he acts “annoying” to you?  Are you and Adam connected somehow?  Is he embarrassing you?  If you’re straight, you’re statements are simply ignorant and homophobic; if you’re gay, you seem to have some internalized homophobia and may want to examine why the way Adam Lambert dresses and acts annoys you–and keep in mind that just because a gay guy is flamboyant or outrageous or effeminate does not mean that you (if you are gay) are flamboyant or outrageous or effeminate.  Let him be who he is. There are much more important things in the world to be concerned about.  Such as homophobia, LGBT teen suicide, bullying, etc…

  29. What?  “He has only himself to blame?” For what? For turning you off?  Really?  I bet Adam would be very upset to know that he turned you off and, if he knew, would start acting in whatever way you believe to be more appropriate, as opposed to just being who he is.  

  30. Hey, MARRIED does not mean, NOT GAY! It just means you are married.

    I am MARRIED [to a woman], so I know!

    This man is hot! Would love to lick him ALL over…

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