Quickie: Joshua Blank

You know when you get to design your own character in The Sims? I had this bad habit of giving all of my male characters a super-wide jawline, covered with a light dusting of facial hair. Essentially, I was designing them as men I’d sleep with (since the most recent version of the game doesn’t allow you to design cubs like this), and my main goal in the game was to get them all to have group sex with one another (which the most recent version of the game also doesn’t allow you to do).

Right now, you’re probably wondering what any of this has to do with Joshua Blank. To be perfectly honest with you, the answer is “not much”. He just sort of, um, looks like one of my digital creations? Is that a weird thing to say? Like, a part of me wonders if one of my creations escaped my computer to walk the Earth and spread his gospel of sexiness…

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Chris Chua

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60 thoughts on “Quickie: Joshua Blank

  1. Are those side burns (second to last pic) a new trend? 

    One of the pitchers of the Toronto Blue Jays, Dustin McGowan, is sporting the same look.  Guess it makes eating (and rimming!) a bit more hygienic??

  2. Dewitt, while the guy is definitely my type of HOT- muscles, muscles, and more muscles, in a handsome package- this IS a sex site, isn’t it?  So how come not even ONE cock shot or sex scene?

  3. If I’m ever alerted to the existence of a cock shot or sex scene, you’ll be the first one to know.

  4. I think this guy is greatlooking, but effeminate.  He’s been plucked and shaved and groomed and tattoo’d beyond any dictionary definition of masculine and just embodies the WeHo definition of masculine.  That’s just my opinion though. 

  5. You missed Randy’s point.  Why bother  posting ‘G’ rated photos that you can peruse in any doctor’s waiting room… Sports Illustrated… any Fitness magazine.   This is an XXX  site… so at least give us ‘R’ rated photos!

  6. Erotica and sexuality isn’t all about dicks and hardcore porn, man.  Manhunt has always ran anything that the authors find sexually appealing, and that spans many different genres and mediums.

  7. Handsome man, great body, love the pics that aren’t heavily Photoshopped, haha.  He’s got great stubble, I’d love to see what his body looked like if it wasn’t so aggressively shorn.

  8. Hey, Dewitt, because this is a sex site, how about you do NOTHING but post naked guys. Forget about all the other posts and forget posting sexy shirtless non-nude guys. No matter how sexy he is. Even if they guy makes me cream with clothes on, makes my dick hard just looking at the ripped abs and the strong jawline, do not feature him on this blog because he’s not showing the penis!

    Sarcasm for you whiners.

  9. Oh this is nothing. I didn’t read a gay vibe out of this guy. And maybe it’s only you think he’s one of those WeHo “plastic dolls” who waxed their bodies every week.

  10. Never mind what I just wrote, I just found out that this guy is actually a (ready for it?)…hairstylist. Yeah, and here I am thinking he’s some construction worker who’s short on cash. LOL. Yet I still don’t think he’s gay. 

  11. Awesome man! Love a guy who looks like this!   HOT, masculine, hairy….!

    Would love to see some naked shots of him… de Witt: what can you do about this?

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