Quickie: David John Craig

I’ve come to terms with the fact that it’s my job to objectify men on a daily basis and say things about them I’d never say to their faces (unless they were naked and clearly interested in having sex with me). Every now and then, a guy comes along who’s so absurdly cute that I can’t bring myself to say anything filthy about him.

Daniel John Craig is one of those guys.

Maybe it’d be different if he were in a jockstrap spreading his ass like this, but even then, I’m pretty sure I’d just look at his butthole and think to myself, “Oh, that is so cute!” It’s difficult for me to even fathom having sex with someone who’s this precious and adorable. He’s like a more approachable version of Ryan Kwanten meets Chris Salvatore, with a dash of the first dreamy boy you ever had a crush on. Long story short, I am in love, we’re getting married, and you’re all invited to the wedding. I’ll be proposing to him with a choreographed routine to Britney‘s “Work Bitch“, obviously.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Gabriel Gastelum

Check out more pics of David John Craig below:

David John Craig by Gabriel Gastelum

David John Craig by Gabriel Gastelum

David John Craig by Gabriel Gastelum

David John Craig by Gabriel Gastelum

David John Craig by Gabriel Gastelum

David John Craig by Gabriel Gastelum

David John Craig by Gabriel Gastelum

David John Craig by Gabriel Gastelum

David John Craig by Gabriel Gastelum

David John Craig by Gabriel Gastelum

David John Craig by Gabriel Gastelum

David John Craig by Gabriel Gastelum

David John Craig by Gabriel Gastelum

More pics of David John Craig here.

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