Porn Pics That ACTUALLY Made Me Vomit In My Mouth

After the not-too-welcoming response on this week’s Woof Alert, I left the following comment: “I would like to know how many people who say they ‘threw up’ when they saw this actually vomited in their mouths. Are your stomachs that sensitive, guys? Maybe you should see a doctor!”

And then, while compiling scenes for this week’s installment of The Cock Buffet, I came across the following images and nearly splooged stomach acid all over my keyboard. Now I’m eating my own words* and thinking I might consider an appointment to my own family physician… Eek!

– Dewitt

* Actually, I am eating an almond butter sandwich, and it is delicious! How about you? What did you have for lunch? Do I even need to ask? Or should I just wait until you finish looking at these pictures, and there’s a pile of undigested food all over your laptop?

Photo credit: Straight Hell

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21 thoughts on “Porn Pics That ACTUALLY Made Me Vomit In My Mouth

  1. that is some kink shit right there.
    after seeing 2 girls 1 cup nothing shocks me or makes me wanna vomit..
    well maybe the fact that guys asshole needs some serious anal bleaching.. but other then that no i’m fine. I will say though.. hot wax would be better if it was to make him smoother. but even that won’t help that human tolit bowl of shit. piss acid on him and put him out of his misery.  AND.. end scene. MOVIE IS OVER.

  2. Wow, such harsh words.  Good thing I’ve never done anything I might otherwise be ashamed of.  hahah
    Nah, no biggie, I wouldn’t go for any of this stuff, I admit, but still, to each his own.  I just wonder how the hell that dude’s going to rationalize being unable to sit down without intense pain for the next 2 weeks?!

  3. Hot!!! i wanted to see the candle melt right inside his arsehole, see his cheeks being whipped to the point they bleed, actually make him scream in agony…

  4. maybe pop some lighter fluid in his hole as lube and pop a lighted wick in… use him as a human candle

  5. Grow up, Dewitt. It’s just extreme bondage on str8 men. You must be a prissy gay. I love that site!

  6. This is fairly hard-core BDSM, mostly bondage, caning and hot wax play, with some watersports thrown in for humiliation.  This sort of play is definitely not for everyone, but it’s not as crazy as it seems on the surface.  For example, nipple play, which is pretty common in the gay community, is really just a mild form of pain play, which also includes hot wax and caning.  If you like having your nips pinched, there’s a good chance you’ll enjoy hot wax too, as long as it’s done properly.

  7. I’m a church going young gay man and I popped a boner watching this…hmm…what does that say about my predilections?  LOL

  8. This is just disgusting. I can’t imagine how anyone can find this attractive, and it says a lot about a person’s sense of self-worth and their sense of the worth of other people if they enjoy watching/partaking in such “play”. Can such people even be called human? There’s no humanity here, that’s for sure.

  9. Dylan, the doms (sexually dominant men) I know are some of the most kind, warm, caring gay men I know.  They deeply appreciate the fact that a sub(missive guy) is willing to allow them to indulge their kinks, and they without exception recognize the obligation to take care to make sure that no actual harm comes to the sub. The subs I know tend to have a very healthy sense of self-worth.  Many are very confident, outgoing guys who enjoy take a brief break for being in control. In fact, the doms and subs I’ve met generally possess far more humanity than a lot of the more vanilla gay men I know.  Please don’t assume that kinky men are not human.  People used to say exactly the same thing about gays  

  10.  What I took away from this is that he has a nice ass and it would look even better if it wasn’t being spread with wax all over it and a candle shoved in it and covered in piss. A lot went on in that photoset!

  11. Once again, I’m going to call Dewitt and J Harvey on their incompetence. As Bohemond points out, there is a whole community of very intelligent (and HOT) men that you are vilifying because you don’t take the time to actually understand what it is they’re doing.

     How about, for once, having someone who KNOWS about the community write a column like this?

  12. If that’s an offer to write a fetish column (or even a single guest post), we will gladly take you up on it…

  13. Tempting offer, DeWitt; feel free to drop me a line if you want to discuss a post or two about it.  I appreciate the fact that you don’t get into BDSM; it’s not for everyone.  But there’s also an enormous amount of misinformation  out there about it, because what you see in the porn is only a shadow of what BDSM is really about. And when people start getting a sense of what BDSM is really about, it often seems less gross and more arousing.

  14. I’ll take you up on it. Please drop me a line, and we’ll discuss what might work for a post.

  15. This was erotic, even though I’d not want to be the submissive one….I might like to be the dom…..could be hot!  Take  THAT, you whore!

  16. There’s a difference between love and abuse. This is abuse. One is abusing the other, and the other is self-abusing through someone else. If I knew that anyone I knew was into this, I would know they have no soul, and I would tell them they are no longer welcome in my life. They would probably end up torturing me, raping me, and killing me if I said it to them though (all the evidence is right there), all while having a hard-on, so I’ll just have to cut them off out of my life without them knowing so I’m not victim to their sociopathic tendencies. The fact that the “sub” (as you call it) has to bite down on something from the pain, is whipped, and is burned by candle wax shows a sickness in both parties. Homosexuality is completely different from this. One is about attraction. The other is about showing no respect for another human life. I’m sure Jeffrey Dahmer was also kind, warm, and caring too, huh? After all, he liked all the same stuff.

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