Writer loudly proclaims
“WHY DO I HAVE TO CHOOSE!”
Friends, we live in a magical age. I haven’t ever, in my adult life, had to call a restaurant to order a pizza or ever had to go to a place to pick it up. I’ve always been able to click some stuff on the computer or my phone and about 30 minutes later, the pizza shows up, hot and paid for, without my ever needing to establish where my pants are and whether or not it’s “ok” if I go outside looking like this.
As a millennial (blech, I hate that term so much) I’ve also never had to do more than that for sex. In high school I was on manhunt.net (in its desktop web form – and probably before I was completely totally 18, but don’t tell anybody about that part) and through college and beyond I used MH and its imitators with great success. I’ve never had to go to a place to pick somebody up, and the idea of having to have a conversation beforehand with somebody at a bar or something makes me wanna lay down and take a big nap.
As a (late) 20 something in NYC, this new video from Manhunt and Dirty Glitter makes me say “it doesn’t have to be one or the other!” Watch:
Now. Picture an alternate scenario where you get on MH, find somebody as slutty/hot as Adam Ramzi is in this video, invite them over, then immediately switch over to delivery.com (you gotta do this fast – we live in a fast world now), order your pizza, and then, in like no time at all, you get to fuckin BUT ALSO THERE’S PIZZA!
We really can have it all! And you can too! Because Manhunt is now on iOS and I’mma give you a whole WEEK for free.
Download the iOS app now, and use the promo code MHNOW to unlock all the premium features that normally cost $$.
You’re welcome!
– tyler
I’m in my late 20s, too! Which kind of bums me out but I feel like I’m still 22.
I like this Manhunt promo but I’m brave enough to say this …Pizza > dick!
There, I said it.
LOL. I’m telling you – YOU CAN HAVE BOTH THINGS!!!
Everyone has it made now a days in all forms of life.
When I was in my 20’s all you could do with a phone was make and answer calls and cellphone batteries were only good for a short while charge wise.
No internet orders for pizza nor on-line hookup’s and pictures strictly the Bar’s, or at a party, park or what ever to meet people. No prior information always awkward finding the words and had to guess if they liked you or not. And of course that way everyone in the area went to the same places so your business was theirs too on who you left with. LOL