Were you disappointed that Levi Johnston didn't show his peen in his overly-hyped Playgirl photo shoot? Yeah, we were too. Now a man named Paul Delvecchio wants to swoop in and save us by proudly showing his pierced cock on the extremely gay website. But who the hell is this guy?
Apparently, he's a cast member of the awful new MTV reality show Jersey Shore, who goes by the nickname of "Pauly D". He'd be kind of hot if he toned down the hair gel and didn't have that ridiculous "Cadillac" tattoo. It'd also be pretty helpful if he didn't think he were so hot, because it's really not a good look for him. I mean, does anyone actually want to see this guy naked?
– Dewitt
so wrong…
I have to tell you that this show is my new guilty pleasure! It is absolutely so absurd but so so very funny. A train wreck you can’t take your eyes off.
Everyone is so up-in-arms about the stereotypes portrayed (so much so that sponsors are dropping like flies) but I think it is definitely must-see tv!
forget the tattoo….what’s up with that shock-the-monkey hairdo, plucked brows and (not) subtle eye shadow? miss mess needs a makeover!!!
If he had a couple more tanning sessions, spent a couple more hours a day on his hair, and wore slightly larger square-cut diamond earrings, I might be interested.
That was sarcasm, BTW. This kid’s a tool.
He has pig-nose.
this guy would be interesting to see when he’s 45.
if he lives that long.
Not that hot, but he would look SO much better with facial hair.
no thanks, this picture has sapped all the gay out of me so now I only want to see boobs and va-jay-jay
i’d fuck the hell out of him…who cares what kind of attitude he has..i dont’ want to live with him or date him, i want to fuck him.
well hes from my local area and he hung like an ant from what i heard
I’d like to see him naked…looks Latino. 🙂
NO
douchfag
eww hell to the no!
HIS HAIR COULD USE A MAKEOVER!I THINK HIS TATTOO IS HOT AND I WOULD LOVE TO SEE PAULY D BUTT ASS NAKED!
I just wanna see his alleged piercing 😛