So what if Matt Nathanson‘s most recent output sounds like it was tailor-made for bad adult contemporary radio playlists? He could stick his face in my butt whenever he wanted. Yes, I’m fully aware that “whenever he wanted” would be “never”, given the whole “heterosexual” thing, but the fact of the matter is that I would throw my ankles up and lube my hole for this dude faster than you can say “Everything You Say Sounds Like Gospel”.
Um, what? Oh right! This is a post about music. Not a post about four Matt Nathanson clones quadruple-penetrating me on top of a cloud in heaven, while another four Matt Nathanson clones slap me in the face with their gigantic dicks and call me filthy names. This post is definitely not about how much sex I want to have with Matt Nathanson. Definitely not.
Speaking of Matt Nathanson’s jizz dripping down my cheek, have you watched the music video for “Modern Love” yet? It’s almost as cute as this video of an otter stacking cups! It’d be even cuter if it involved Matt Nathanson stacking empty condom wrappers on my nightstand, but I guess I’ll settle for a handful of gay couples being adorable together.
– Dewitt
Click through to watch the music video for “Modern Love”
its great, but makes me sad
its great, but makes me sad
its great, but makes me sad
>encounters matt nathanson for first time on MHD
>considers watching music video
>goes to google
>types ‘matt nathanson shirtless’
>finds nothing
>beats off to him anyway while listening to music video
I saw him in concert once and he was great. He talked a lot about smoking weed and fucking. Had some good dance moves and filled out his jeans nicely.
manhunt always make me fall in love whit great music ,flying to i tunes to get it,and i want 3 Matt Nathanson””’