Mario Lopez Is Selling His Underwear

Okay, can we just all agree that Mario Lopez keeps getting better with age? He never did anything for me in his Saved by the Bell days—which makes sense since I was no more than eight years old—but fucking A.C. Slater has grown up quite nicely. I want him to throw a sly smile in my direction, call me “preppy” in a demeaning fashion and pummel my bootyhole with his Hollywood schlong. That’s right. Pummel it.

Speaking of getting your bootyhole pummeled, Mario’s new line of underwear Rated M was specifically designed for “Manful Men and Their Very Special Guests”. It’s not exactly clear why that sounds so fucking homosexual. But it does! Doesn’t it?

– Dewitt

Click through for another pic and some video footage:

Additional pics at Tabloid Prodigy.

8 thoughts on “Mario Lopez Is Selling His Underwear

  1. Don’t think his married yet, but he does have a kid. I once saw a guy that looks exactly like him when working out at a local gym in my hometown. And I say that because his sister lives here.

  2. I think he has a gorgeous body and the face at some angles r stunning as well (I find his dimples and smile extremely annoying)…

    but the whole thing seems a bit mismatched, I am not sure I can put my finger in it… the video looks like an iMovie tutorial one, with the music and the effects… the underwear and the photos look very classy, very Calvin Klein-y, but the logo and the text around the band looks almost like teenage surfwear…. does not seem that the entire thing was fully conceptualized…

    kudos for him in trying to capitalize the market, etc, I hope he makes a bundle… at least he has a little bit more talent that other “celebrity” folks making into the fashion business, like Jessica Simpson’s multimillion dollar empire….

  3. Dear sweet lord…Mario has always been “it” for me and this just sealed the deal. He is so fucking hot. Please can I buy the undies with him still in them!?!?!

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