“LO ÚNICO QUE ME IMPORTA ES LA CARA.”

“THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THE FACE ME.” That’s the ridiculously-phrased Google Translate version of this post’s headline, which is only further proof that we should all become multilingual to step up our Manhunt hookup game. I mean, I’d really like to ask Mexico-based member mikitoDF if he’d let me sit on his face, but my Spanish skills are way too rusty. Do you think Rosetta Stone offers quick, rimjob-specific tutorials? I need that in my life.

Based on context clues alone, I’m thinking mikitoDF doesn’t want to meet with anyone unless they have a face picture. Another portion of his profile translated to “Particular interest in intelligent people without prejudice”, which is totally ridiculous, because isn’t he discriminating against people who suffer from facelessness? How dare him!

– Dewitt

Check out additional pics of this hot, bearded top below:

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9 thoughts on ““LO ÚNICO QUE ME IMPORTA ES LA CARA.”

  1. I don’t know who did the translation for you, but it reads, “THE ONLY THING THAT IS IMPORTANT IS THE FACE”, and NOT ” The only thing that is important is the face me”.

  2. I think I made it clear in the post, honey. Google Translate did the translation. I realize it’s not a proper translation. That was the whole point of the first paragraph.

  3. Oh, I’m Latino, and I translated it as “The only thing that matters is ME on your FACE” But, then again, I’m usually hornier than google translate.

  4. he seems to either be very angry or very confused in each pic?……..loving the hairy chest tho hehe

  5. If we’ll work with the words that Google gave I think the correct translation was done by ” Guest “: The only thing important to me is the face.

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