The mister and I had Nat Geo on the other night. I felt like I had seen too much after I watched the balloon guy.
Much like The Learning Channel, Nat Geo is no longer what it advertises. The Learning Channel, sorry, TLC features programming dominated by flatulent inbred families and women complaining about their bridesmaid dresses as opposed to teaching. And Nat Geo has this show called Taboo. Taboo delights in bizarre sexual fetishes on a weekly basis. If you thought the breast milk guy was a little wacky, wait until you meet Dave the Looner.
“Looners” are people who have a fetish for balloons. It can be sexual or non-sexual (cut the shit, it’s totally sexual) and there are different variations. Some looners get off on popping the balloons, others just want to rub up on em’. Dave from Little Rock, Arkansas gave me the willies so bad that I had to actually change the channel. I’m sure he’s totally harmless. A balloon is an inanimate object, so it’s not like this is non-consensual. But the way he rubs the balloons under his shirt, and on his nipples while cooing softly about how they’re his “children” terrified me. And I’ve seen fisting videos that would make you throw your laptop away.
An interesting aspect to this is sexual orientation. Is Dave gay? Straight? Balloon-a-sexual?
He does claim that he is not doing anything sexual with the balloons. I’m just not buying it.
– J. Harvey
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that can’t be healthy, like, psychologically, there’s no way that’s healthy
some fetishish tried a website with paid balloon lovers a few years ago; thankfully i think it shut down. feel free to do whatever you enjoy in your personal life, but don’t expect a lot of folks to understand or accept it as ‘a normal variation in human behavior.’ much less to enjoy it with you.
hope the balloons keep you from feeling lonely.
some fetishish tried a website with paid balloon lovers a few years ago; thankfully i think it shut down. feel free to do whatever you enjoy in your personal life, but don’t expect a lot of folks to understand or accept it as ‘a normal variation in human behavior.’ much less to enjoy it with you.
hope the balloons keep you from feeling lonely.
some fetishish tried a website with paid balloon lovers a few years ago; thankfully i think it shut down. feel free to do whatever you enjoy in your personal life, but don’t expect a lot of folks to understand or accept it as ‘a normal variation in human behavior.’ much less to enjoy it with you.
hope the balloons keep you from feeling lonely.
Someone just needs to go in there and pop all of ’em. As an intervention or something.
Someone just needs to go in there and pop all of ’em. As an intervention or something.
i did some crazy shit in my sex life. but balloons????? strange
Didn’t Graham Norton call Buster on the air a few years back, while he was interviewing Cher? As I recall, when Buster found out that he was talking to Cher, he popped (his balloon) prematurely…
Reminds me of another show called My Strange Addiction that featured a guy who is in love with, and has “sex” with, his car. He calls his car Chase and refers to it with male pronouns. So does that mean he’s gay for cars? Is he not attracted to “female” cars? Does he suffer homophobia from hetero car fetishists? The show never addressed any of these questions.
Wow. I’ve seen a lot of kinks, and I can make sense of most of them. But this is new to me, and I have no idea what buttons it’s pushing for him. It’s not bad–his kink is not my kink, but his kink is ok.