This is a dumb question. I mean, don’t be ashamed to share your story if you’ve ever stuffed a beer can up your ass! Let this be an open forum for any man who’s ever inserted a recyclable item into his rectum. Be yourself and live your anally-adventurous truth.
But while you’re at it? You might as well acknowledge that this post was just an excuse to post more pictures of Johnny Venture‘s beer can thick schlong.
It’s truly a work of art. Seriously! In all my years having gay sex, I’ve never witnessed such extraordinary girth in person. The mere sight of that veiny monster makes me want to stretch out my hole like this, snap a picture and send Johnny an invitation to party inside of my butt.
Consider this his nomination for 2013’s “Get Inside Me Now” award. He earned it for simply existing with a penis that looks like this.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Lucas Entertainment
Watch Johnny’s thick shaft at work below:
See more of Johnny and Darius at LUCAS ENTERTAINMENT.
Get inside me now. i just yearn to be on that dick…holy fuck.
as a top who has just started to bottom… NO FUCKING WAY!
I had a cock like that in me once. The guy was half Italian and half African American. WHOLY fuck, it was like two stacked beer cans. Best sex I’ve ever had. I wish I could see him again.
sjp As a TRUE TOP who NEVER bottoms …. NO FUCKING WAY !
OMG !! After this FUCKING this kid asshole must of looked like the entrance to the Licoln tunnel
i had a guy that thick once
frankly, it was too thick
wasn’t particularly fun — and hurt for days afterward
have hooked up again since then, but flat out told him i wouldn’t bottom for him again
I always tell my guys “I don’t care how long it is as long as I can feel it from side to side” – I love a good beer can fuck – if it’s got the length as well, then ride ’em cowboy! – fuck me til i’m stupid 😉
He had been a linebacker in high school. God I came fast when he pushed his thick stick into me. It had to be 3″ in diameter. Had trouble opening my mouth that wide, too.
My asshole looks like that anyway, had a fb with 8″x6″ who used to fuck my hole a few times a week, shot so hard I could feel it inside me
wow they’r so brave= =