Jessie J is like that annoying cousin who found you on Facebook, and she won’t stop bothering you until you have lunch with her. “We need to catch up!” she says. You make up an excuse. She says it again. You tell her another lie. And this pattern continues over and over and over again…
One night, you coincidentally stumble into her at a bar, and she offers to buy you and your friends a round of drinks. You get to talking, and lo and behold, she’s actually be kind of charming! Maybe you don’t hate her as much as you thought you did.
Then the plot thickens! It occurs to you the next morning that she may have just seen that your friend tagged you in a post about the bar, and she basically stalked you to meet up with one another. Once again, you begin to question her intentions! Can you really trust this bitch?
All in all, this is my convoluted way of saying that Jessie J‘s “Laserlight” is stupidly catchy, despite the fact that it’s just another cookie-cutter David Guetta production. Something about her irks me! Yet I find myself humming (and hating myself a little) after each listen. Do your thing, Jessie! I ain’t mad.
UNRELATED: I really like what she had to say about bisexuality in this interview. Maybe I don’t hate her as much as I thought I did?
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Glamour
Click through to watch the music video for “Laserlight”:
She is awesome !!!!!
Jessie J is really growing on me from the hits she’s had here…just every time I see her, I really REALLY want to feed her a cheeseburger. Girl…you’ll be HOTTER with some meat on those bones!
Still, ain’t got nothing on Titanium
Ha, that’s funny, because she actually says she wants to GAIN weight in the Glamour article… Perhaps she’d appreciate if you fed her a cheeseburger.
You should be nicer to your cousin. You’re kindof a Dick.
At 1:12, did I just see part of her cooter!?