In a world where it is legal for a penis to marry a butthole, I would be walking down the aisle right now with Jeremy Stevens‘ juicy pink pucker. No, it is not as tight and perfectly pristine as the boys from Bel Ami, but that is the least of my concerns! I want to settle down with an ass that is welcoming and says “hello”, not an ass that I have to pry open with a crowbar. I do not, however, want to be inside an ass like this.
It is a well-known fact that Jeremy Stevens has the butthole of the century. I have asked a few other penises, and they have agreed with me, and then we cried together in pure joy as Jeremy got rimmed and drilled by Topher DiMaggio in this scene for Cocksure Men. We cried a lot, and our tears were sticky.
Bye! I am not really dead.
– Dewitt’s Dick
Photo credit: Cocksure Men
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damn, damn, forget the bottom, that top is sure sweet to watch in action. I assume hes latin with those dark balls and cock…yum!
I concur 🙂
That top’s eyes and smile OMG! He just draws all attention off that bottom on so many levels.
Jeremy Stevens is hot, but I’ve always had a thing for Topher. Whenever I see him in a posting, or watch one of his scenes, I never notice anyone else. Mr. Stevens is one lucky dude.
I’d like an order of Jeremy Stevens to go home with me.
I’d like an order of Jeremy Stevens to go home with me.
Dewitts Dick, I agree with you. That’s one mighty fine lookin’ ass. Wouldn’t be hard (actually I would) to wake up next to that every morning!
I would let Topher do anyting he wanted with me.