Earlier today, my inner top was having an argument with my inner bottom about gay porn star Dale Cooper. They couldn’t agree on what was more appealing—his perfectly fuzzy hole or his perfectly-shaped, big dick and the way it hangs (perfectly) under a thick, dark bush of pubes. Eventually, the great voice of logic interrupted their debate and shouted out, “WHY NOT BOTH, YOU IDIOTS?” That seemed like an answer I could get behind. It also seemed like an answer I could bend over for.
I’m not going to act like a similar debate happened over Misha Dante. If ever presented with the opportunity, my immediate instinct would be to fuck his brains out. He can do this with his legs, and while such flexibility might be useful for a top, it’s much more likely to get my dick‘s attention.
That isn’t to say that Misha’s skills as a top are lacking! His latest scene with Dani Robles falls into the “pretty fucking amazing” category, with both men taking the whole shower sex trend that Ian Ticing and Tyler Morgan started this week to the next level. How did they achieve such an impossible task, you ask? By doing it with suits on! Then Misha bottomed for Dato Foland in a leather store or something. Blah, blah, blah. Insert more descriptive words here.
This is the part where I ask you whether Misha’s a better top or bottom.
Photo credit: Men At Play
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