Dick is dick to me. Though some folks have strict preferences for cut or uncut, I have a strict preference for “who the fuck cares”. If it’s hard, clean and looks good, stop wasting time and stick it in my mouth. <– This makes me sound like I have lower standards than I actually do, and I’m okay with that!
With that said, today’s round of iPhone Wars is all about uncircumcised schlong. This will surely cause a few foreskin haters to demand a “none of the above” option, yet we’re not going to provide one because… Well, really? You need us to explain why we’re not going to provide one?
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see the full pics and cast your vote:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
CONTESTANT E:
CONTESTANT F:
CONTESTANT G:
CONTESTANT H:
I know this is all about the schlongs, but there are guys are there with uncut dicks that also have pretty faces. Should’ve thrown a couple of them in the mix.
Contestant C lives in the UK, a beautiful specimen indeed 🙂
Wow, thats a whole lotta schlong in one post!. I think you saved the best for last though between G and H, but I voted overall guy vs pure package and went with G.
I’ll take them all!Â
Isnt C skinnythick of intenet porn fame? Â Does that disqualify him.
that was tough between C & H
bunch a lucky bastards the lot of them… 😛
but seriously, if I could have spoken at birth…. stupid circumcision.
Who cares about their cocks, faces, or bodies? It’s all about those beautiful, magical, amazing, glorious, mesmerizing, revolutionary, exceptional, social-status-heightening Apple iPhones!Â
Apple makes such stunning products that everyone loves to look at. Not having an Apple iPhone (or iPad) is grounds for elimination from the team! I mean, I certainly would not be caught dead without an iPhone. Hell, I will not even talk to other gays who do not have an iPhone at minimum let alone the preferred requirement of being between 18-29 with a ripped body.
You’re right! You’ve exposed the dark underbelly of our iPhone Wars series. This entire series is ALL ABOUT the phones as a gay status symbol, not a way for us to showcase real, non-model guys on a weekly basis.
LOL… love it!
@Stroketard30: yup that’s him all right
C, of course, it’s a whopper!
Definitely A for me, please.
I can’t choose. I wanna slide my tongue under all their foreskins :O)
i agree with the first comment! nice dicks and hot bodies, but come on guys! not many are actually pretty in the face!!!
isn’t it also funny that we’ve just voted them in size order??? lol
I tend to have a preference for guys who are a bit more ethnic that I am, so they’re all hot, but D, give me a bad boy everytime.
i want every one of those!
This is awesome! It’s between F and G.
I voted for F because of his Trouty Mouth lol. I wasn’t expecting that from E though. Somehow that shocked me.
not so much funny as painfully predictable 😛
thank you! the only one to make sense outta the bunch!
They’re all nice. Are we voting on the entire package or just the dick? If it’s just the dick, perhaps you should have cropped the heads/body off for a fair challenge.
Also, for what it’s worth, it’s always so confusing when there is a “Contestant X” immediately above and below a pic. I know I’ve mis-voted in the past because of it. Perhaps a little space between them would help or superimposing a large “A” or “B” on the pic or beside it. I’m sure you can figure something out if you care.
Contestant G is my gave, extremely cute face, hot bod, nice cock to play with