Once again, we’re using the term “couple” loosely in this round of iPhone Wars. The contestants for the so-called “Battle of The Hot Couples” could be boyfriends, fuck buddies, roommates, husbands, best friends, workout buddies or complete strangers. I mean, how the hell are we supposed to know?
All we know for sure is that there are two of them, and they’re standing next to one another. In most cases, they’re wearing very little clothing. In some cases, they’re fully clothed. In some other cases, they’re fucking like animals.
If you’re up for the task, scroll through these pics and vote for who’s the sexiest “couple”! We’re genuinely baffled about which pair will win this, but we have a few hunches… Who are you rooting for? Why? Please write a 500 word essay elaborating on your answer to these important questions. (Please don’t do this. We won’t read it, seriously.)
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see all twenty-six pics and cast your vote:
COUPLE A:
COUPLE B:
COUPLE C:
COUPLE D:
COUPLE E:
COUPLE F:
COUPLE G:
COUPLE H:
COUPLE I:
COUPLE J:
COUPLE K:
COUPLE L:
COUPLE M:
COUPLE N:
COUPLE O:
COUPLE P:
COUPLE Q:
COUPLE R:
COUPLE S:
COUPLE T:
COUPLE U:
COUPLE V:
COUPLE W:
COUPLE X:
COUPLE Y:
COUPLE Z:
I went with “J”, but I think they are likely more brothers than a couple.
I guess I was sorta hoping they were interested in a three way, Peter twins style.
Thought O was the hottest, with A getting an honorable mention. G would probably be a lot of fun, and T would be a different kind of fun.
Thought O was the hottest, with A getting an honorable mention. G would probably be a lot of fun, and T would be a different kind of fun.
Can you do hot couples every week? Cuz’ DAMN.
Can you do hot couples every week? Cuz’ DAMN.
FUCKING “S”. OMG.
FUCKING “S”. OMG.
Yay couples. They all look good.
A really nice selection and range of types. And every pair looks good together, each in its own way.
A really nice selection and range of types. And every pair looks good together, each in its own way.
A really nice selection and range of types. And every pair looks good together, each in its own way.
A really nice selection and range of types. And every pair looks good together, each in its own way.
A really nice selection and range of types. And every pair looks good together, each in its own way.
A really nice selection and range of types. And every pair looks good together, each in its own way.
A really nice selection and range of types. And every pair looks good together, each in its own way.
A really nice selection and range of types. And every pair looks good together, each in its own way.
Hmmm…muscle Biebers, unoriginal tatts, and gay Jersey Shore are in the top 3. Typical.
Hmmm…muscle Biebers, unoriginal tatts, and gay Jersey Shore are in the top 3. Typical.
maybe this is more common amongst sisters, but I don’t really know of too many brothers (biologic, frat, or otherwise) that would share the bathroom–let alone record it for posterity!
maybe this is more common amongst sisters, but I don’t really know of too many brothers (biologic, frat, or otherwise) that would share the bathroom–let alone record it for posterity!
maybe this is more common amongst sisters, but I don’t really know of too many brothers (biologic, frat, or otherwise) that would share the bathroom–let alone record it for posterity!
bahahahahahahahahaha!!!! the guys face in S is priceless!!! and it totally ruins the pic. i have to say W is the sexiest. However the guy in Y with the hat is adorable and i would love to cuddle with him all night and then wake up and make him breakfast.
bahahahahahahahahaha!!!! the guys face in S is priceless!!! and it totally ruins the pic. i have to say W is the sexiest. However the guy in Y with the hat is adorable and i would love to cuddle with him all night and then wake up and make him breakfast.
somebody get z a pair of haircuts
I’ve seen “Z” used in ads for a gay website on A4A. I think it was for straight boyfriends exposed or some nonsense like that.
as a guy who likes to top, i was rather charmed by those two mooners in “R.”
similarly, i was also charmed by the presentation of mister Thug E. Fresh up there, in entry “S,” taking It like a champ: such a wonderful Sex Face you’re making, dude!
and “W”..
..you can just tell they’re both fixing to decimate a lucky bottom, some time in the next 24 hours.
failing That, they’ll decimate each other: the dude holding the cute mickey mouse-covered phone, especially, caught my eye.
it is beyond me why the Anime Couple in “Z” are ranking so high; i guess the fangurls are en force for those two fellows.