So apparently I secretly hate people with blond hair? This came to my attention when I couldn’t tell the difference between Gavin Waters and Phillip Aubrey at the 2012 Cybersocket Awards (which I need to stop talking about, like, yesterday). It should be noted that these two look (and act) nothing alike.
In order to overcome my hatred of all blondes*, I’ve developed this very special weekend edition of iPhone Wars. All four of today’s contestants are of the golden variety, and they’re each appealing in their own… Oh, who am I kidding? You know who I’m voting for.
– Dewitt
* I’m allowed to joke about things like this, because I have blond hair too! And I hate myself!
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see the full pics and cast your vote:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
Contestant B; that was easy.
D all the way.
for the cub lovers, i’ve met contestant D and he is even hotter in person…tall and really shy…
I want to put my mouth all over D
even thouch “C” is showing us a nice uncut cock, it has to be “D” all the way, blond, beard, hairy and beefy– WOOOOOOFFFFF!
B is definitely hot, but C looks like someone I would date…plus he is very upfront with the goods:-)
A, B, C –I want all three — oh yeah — a threee-some
clearly you have no taste….his face looks weird.
I an’t believe B has the most votes. Although it just goes to show how much of gay society worships ugly ass twinks as long as they have a certain muscle tone. Ugh.
Does he count as a twink? I’m losing the definition of that word. Beefy too is beginning to elude me. I was under the impression that beefy was muscular…but now it’s gone the way of voluptuous for women.
Can we get a gay-dictionary?
Clearly, you’re a complete moron.
Definitely B! But with it being on this website, I can’t believe that D isn’t winning. Usually the fat and hairy ones win every time.
tossup between B and C … C is cuter I think and has a great dick but A and B have better bodies … love B’s legs, those thighs did it for me!
I think D is absolutely the cutest, but I did vote for B as I’m a sucker for a pair of nice quads. Blame it on playing soccer growing up, but legs will get me every time.
AMEN!!!!
The truck driver in the TA shower room..((contestant c)) man does that bring back memories of my driving days.
your mother.
OH? You went to the 2012 Cybersocket Awards? I didn’t know that. Did you win anything? Molest any porn stars and tape it? Take pictures of winners perhaps? Fail to show us pictures of you at the 2012 Cybersocket Awards? What happened there? This is the very first I’ve heard of it. Why you are you keeping it such a secret? That’s so unlike you, Dewitt. It sounds like the 2012 Cybersocket Awards are a pretty big deal (and mostly because it has the word Award in the title). Maybe you should post a blog about it and call it good. Congratulations on attending and being nominated for an award at the 2012 Cybersocket Awards event/happening/dinner/party/thing.
D… just HOT
B: because his six pack?? com’on !!! nothing better than a belly
D… just FAT you mean…
all of them are a shit lot to choose from.
A – passably ok face, not a good nod
B – ok face, not great, but good bod
C – not great face, crap bod
D – awful face, disgusting beard and oh my fat from hell rotundy chubba stomach hell
Is he a top or a bottom? 😉
mmmm D
contestant “D” is such a handsome young man; i could totally see me fapping to his nekkid pics, if he has some.
;-).
I have dark hair ,,,,,,,,,, but I looooooovvvvvvee blondes!!!!!!!!
damn contestant d is sexy! wish he would skype me! – my id is my name 😉