I am here to inform you that you’re in love with Ian Parks. Even if you haven’t seen him in the first episode of the rather funny web-series Where The Bears Are, I’m fairly certain that you’ve masturbated to his pics on Tumblr or seen him in your dreams. He is the perfect muscle bear. And he’s charming as fuck.
Any of you are welcome to marry Ian, because I’m still in the process of getting Florian Bourdila to accept my proposal. Of course, in the event that Florian doesn’t return my phone calls, I will gladly walk down the aisle with Joe Dietl (the tall bear with the pretty blue eyes who is nowhere near naked enough in this clip).
Ben Zook and Rick Copp are also welcome to sit on my face. Just so you know.
– Dewitt
Click through to watch the first episode of Where The Bears Are:
Watched the first episode, and I have to say “adorable”!!
Now this is the kind of “real man” that I dream about.
Where can i see the serie?
not even in my worst nightmare!!!!!!!!!
If the embedded clip doesn’t work, you can watch at this link: http://vimeo.com/46586241
Oh my god. Todd the Muscle Bear is just about perfect!
This was super funny! And kinda sexy too! I hope you guys can follow up by posting the other episodes as they become available! (: Thanks!
Oh fuck yea!!!! Ian Parks is HOT!!!!!!
This guy Ian used to do the behind the scenes videos at Randy Blue. People kept begging him to get in front of the camera but never.
OMG!
To borrow from Goldilocks “This hairy bear is JUST RIGHT!” 😀
HOW MANY IS HEIGHT AND WEIGH IAN????
totally husband material
oh..oh my god
Ian is adorable, but he has the typical WeHo attitude. As a person he’s a snob.
“There is some guy passed out in our bath tub!!” ….. “What does he look like?”…… “at least 9 inches!!” LOL!!
ian has that perfect balance of “plush” and muscle..
..and his body hair complements ian quite nicely.
aye.
i’ll smash anyone else who’d deign attempt snatching this furry beast (i’m not gonna call ian a bear, though) before i get to him.
simply.
:-).
it looks like mr. ian also has some love for the chubbies, too.
that’s so sweet of him.
(heh heh)
He can be a nice guy….He can also pull the typical LA attitude.
As the Director of Photography on WHERE THE BEARS ARE, it is my pleasure to tell you that Ian is as SWEET as he is HOT!! And a consummate professional, just a joy to work with:)
I think I have a crush on Ian Parks…
Ian Parks is fucking gorgeous. And a gorgeous fuck.
Ian Parks is fucking gorgeous. And a gorgeous fuck.
director of photography lol
Ian Parks I like your ass it’s really very nice I would like to fuck you