How To Plan Your European Vacation

French dudes have sixteen inch penises! Oh, wait, the measurements listed on this map are in centimeters? That’s a major boner kill, but at least it’s comforting to know that you could go on a slutty backpacking trip across Europe without getting your intestines ripped out by a monolithic schlong.

The above graphic from Yanko Tsetkov‘s “Mapping Stereotypes” project was recently posted on Buzzfeed, and we managed to track down the larger version via the designer’s site (click above or here to take a look). According to these statistics—which were yanked from here—the largest penises in Europe can actually be found in Hungary. The average size for Hungarian men is 16.51 centimeters, which comes out to about 6.5 inches.

Not too shabby! While we’d consider cross-referencing this chart with data from Manhunt, you could probably just add two inches to every country and get the same desired results. Do guys on Manhunt lie about their size? Or do men who have sex with men just naturally have bigger dicks? It’s impossible to say.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Yanko Tsvetkov

264 thoughts on “How To Plan Your European Vacation

  1. I had read some (potentially biased) research a few years back that gay men had, on average, larger penises.  God help me, I don’t remember where, but still..

  2. Interesting to note which countries were left out, like San Marino or the Vatican for instance, lol.

  3. No surprise that Hungarians have the biggest ones.  Every native or descended Hungarian I have ever been with has been massive.

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