The trailer for this scene between Petty Officer Chris and Private Chris is hilariously awkward in the best way possible. One minute they’re talking about Canada and fetishizing Asian chicks with British accents, the next they’re bumping taints like there’s no tomorrow.
As someone who’s dealt with tons of meaningless pre-coitus small talk, I can relate to this! One minute you’re talking about the weather or the score to the last Patriots game, the next there’s a dick stuffed down your throat so far that you’re practically gagging on it. That’s just the way the world works.
All in all, it’s good to see these two men, one from the U.S. Navy and the other from the U.S. Marine Corps, coming together to support Prince Harry with copious amounts of butt sex. The rest of their military brethren are merely stripping naked and posting pictures to Facebook, but they took it to the next level. Good for them!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: All-American Heroes
Click through to see Petty Officer Chris and Private Chris in action:
See all of the awkward banter and hardcore action at All-American Heroes!
sloppy fellow
sloppy fellow
sloppy fellow
Why does the ginger never take his shirt off?!
Why does the ginger never take his shirt off?!
I don’t know, but is it wrong that I find that hot? It places more emphasis on his ass and legs.
Their haircuts are out of regs….
Ginger’s tats are not allowable in today’s Army.
Ginger’s tats are not allowable in today’s Army.
I’d like to do some “small talk” with the dark haired one. YUMMY!
You don’t really think these dudes are service guys do you? Something like this would wreck a military career if they were found out.